Favourite Driver Quips

[siffert_fan]

There is no denying that drivers can come up with amazing quips, and they are frequently most notable for their honesty.
Here are a few of mine. Please add some of yours.

CHRIS AMON
When asked why he was slower in the Matra in the second session than he was in the first: "Ah well, they have done some improvements!"

When asked if the Tecno needed more power: "If it had one more horsepower, it would have a total of TWO!"

ALAIN PROST
After a round of golf, he was asked what his handicap was.
His response: "With my height and this nose, you want to know what my handicap is"

MARIO ANDRETTI
When asked why he crashed in practice, he replied "I went into the corner a little hot, ran out of talent and hit the wall."

How can you not love an answer like that?

 

[Greenlantern101]

I think we have done this.

http://cliptheapex.com/threads/quotes-quips.5179/#post-139714

 

[teabagyokel]

I will always go for "Did you see Michael get his trophy?"

"I was taking a shit."

 

[Mephistopheles]

I just knew someone was going to come out that one teabagyokel I was going to do it but I thought you would say I was being too obvious And yet it is the best comeback ever to a question asked by Brundle...

 

[cider_and_toast]

I always liked Eddie Irvines response to a question on the design of his skid lid:

"the orange is because I'm from Ulster and the green is so the other side don't shoot me"