Commentary quips

[ExtremeNinja]

Name your favourites or make up your own.

Here are a couple for starters:

I've not been this disappointed since Shrek 2

Who was that locking up? There's more smoke than a sheesha pipe convention.

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Another good one I just remembered from Jenson's RB pitstop gaff.

Jenson is gonna be as red as his new overalls after that mistake.

 

[Senna's_right_foot]

Brilliant from Murray Walker - a reference to the old 'The car in front is a Toyota' adverts, for this kids who won't remember it

Another favourite from Murray:

There's nothing wrong with the car, except that it's on fire

 

[ExtremeNinja]

I had to do a search to get this correctly but it's one of Brundle's best.

It’s almost like (Schumacher) doesn’t know when to give up.

You mean on his career, or on that corner, or on that lap?

 

[Jos the Boss]

Wrong DC, it was Coulthard in Turkey 2011!
http://www.brundlequotes.com/page2.htm

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Fixed. Thanks.