Caption Competition XXV

[McZiderRed]

As the proud winner of Caption Competition XXIV (who said I don't like blowing my own trumpet! ), I am pleased to introduce the follow-on Competition, aptly name Caption Competition XXV.

The usual rules apply. There is only one rule - post a funny quip based on the picture provided.
(No point in posting a caption about a different pic, as no-one can see it and people will just laugh at you, instead of with you...)

Picture the scene. Bernie E. and Jackie S. are conversing in front of Bernie's girlfriend. Oh wait, you don't have to image it, 'cos here is the pic...

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Please post your entry on this thread. A suitable vehicle to find the winner, like a poll for example, will follow at the appropriate time.

Ta.

(I did find a photo of Christian "yeah-no" Horner and Charlie Whiting, but that would have been a bit obvious...)

 

[teabagyokel]

And the doctor said I'd only grow to this high, which just goes to show...

 

[F1Yorkshire]

And the doctor said I'd only grow to this high, which just goes to show...

How do I follow that!!

Ok.....

Bernie says to Jackie; "Let me run through the song again, You put your right arm in..."

 

[FB]

Karate CHOP!

 

[fat jez]

Bernie: "I remember when all this was fields"
Jackie: "It's the Korean Circuit, Bernie, it is still all fields"

 

[Jen]

The lady was grateful that the two old boys could still stand, even if they couldn't focus.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Bernie: "And I love the fact that with this one her boobs come to about there on me"
Jackie: "Ahem !!"
Bernie: "She's right behind me isn't she"

 

[Brogan]

 

[GeoffP]

Bernie: So a single atom on the back of my hand could be a whole little universe.... Jackie, you're really got to cut down on smoking just before stewarding a race!

 

[tooncheese]

Bernie: I went to the Korean track the other day, they're so tall, I only come up to here on them!

 

[FB]

Bernie: So RBS gave you a pile of tax payers cash this high? That's a gig I've got to get.

 

[MCLS]

Bernie shows that he can only just make the height restrictions at Alton towers

 

[fat jez]

Bernie: "I auditioned for a part in that new Hobbit film but they wouldn't take me, said I had to be smaller than this. Then they asked me if I'd like a part as a troll instead! "

 

[Jru]

"...and then he said that he wanted elevation changes in the track design too!"

 

[McZiderRed]

Poll is up. You have until 17 October to choose your favourite.

 

[fat jez]

do we have a winner?

 

[cider_and_toast]

Blast it !!! I knew I should have voted for myself.

 

[fat jez]

Blast it !!! I knew I should have voted for myself.

I very nearly voted for you anyway. Feel free to pick one.

 

[cider_and_toast]

And deny you the rightful reward of being the Caption Competition XXV winner. Not a chance.

 

[fat jez]

And deny you the rightful reward of being the Caption Competition XXV winner. Hush now, I won't here no more of it.

Translation: I don't have time / can't be arsed