Caption Competition  XVIII

Poll is up!

  • "Did you hear about the wooden car with a wooden engine? It wooden go!"

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  • USF1 reveal their 2011 challenger

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  • The new eco-friendly car seems to miss the point somewhat.

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  • F1 driver Pinocchio finds his perfect match(stick).

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  • With the ban on pit-lane refuelling, it was finally felt safe to introduce wooden cars.

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  • McLaren introduce a car to match Kimi's personality

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  • "You see" exclaims former USF1 Spokesman, "We did have a car ready to run this season

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  • First wooden F1 car a load of crap!

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  • webuyanycar.com found guilty of false advertising after refusing to purchase wooden vehicle

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  • "You've heard of a ship in a bottle. Well, this is an F1 car in, err, my front room!"

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  • Unfortunately John has been turned down for many carpentry jobs, the interviews start off well when

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  • John finally finished his dream F1 car after 3 years and eagerly entered the 2010 F1 season. Stupid

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  • Man with too much time on his hands builds F1 car out of matchsticks

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  • Man banished to spare bedroom when he tells his wife it's a replica HRT.

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  • Total voters
    9

fat jez

Race Winner
Valued Member


I'll jump in first with the infamous wooden car joke.

"Did you hear about the wooden car with a wooden engine? It wooden go!"

[Snagglepuss]Exit, stage left[/Snagglepuss]


For those who want to read the story behind the photo: http://www.hemmy.net/2008/02/27/full-scale-matchstick-f1-car/
 

teabagyokel

#dejavu
Valued Member
USF1 reveal their 2011 challenger
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The new eco-friendly car seems to miss the point somewhat.
 

fat jez

Race Winner
Valued Member
With the ban on pit-lane refuelling, it was finally felt safe to introduce wooden cars.



McLaren introduce a car to match Kimi's personality
(pun intended)
 

McZiderRed

Champion Elect
Supporter
Archaeologists’ marvel at how well preserved the wooden Roman horseless chariot has remained.
“It must have been encased in clay”, one shaken antiquarian said.
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
"You see" exclaims former USF1 Spokesman, "We did have a car ready to run this season"
 

teabagyokel

#dejavu
Valued Member
Only Nick Wirth could design a car that if you drive into someone's front room, it turns to wood. However, that is a stunning safety feature!
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
Last Picture of Mr Bill Smith of Chester before his wife cut him in to little bits much in the same way he had chopped up the funiture in a bid to build his dream F1 car.
 

McZiderRed

Champion Elect
Supporter
"You've heard of a ship in a bottle. Well, this is an F1 car in, err, my front room!"
"Still working on the bottle bit though..." :s
 

Amdathlonuk

Somewhat related.........
Contributor
Unfortunately John has been turned down for many carpentry jobs, the interviews start off well when he shows his pictures.
However it goes rapidly downhill when he explains he was making a table and 4 chairs.....
 

Amdathlonuk

Somewhat related.........
Contributor
John finally finished his dream F1 car after 3 years and eagerly entered the 2010 F1 season.
Stupidly he built in a vented rear wing and now awaits the appeal court.....
 
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