Caption Competition XVIII

[fat jez]

I'll jump in first with the infamous wooden car joke.

"Did you hear about the wooden car with a wooden engine? It wooden go!"

[Snagglepuss]Exit, stage left[/Snagglepuss]


For those who want to read the story behind the photo: http://www.hemmy.net/2008/02/27/full-scale-matchstick-f1-car/

 

[teabagyokel]

USF1 reveal their 2011 challenger
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The new eco-friendly car seems to miss the point somewhat.

 

[Brogan]

F1 driver Pinocchio finds his perfect match(stick).

 

[fat jez]

With the ban on pit-lane refuelling, it was finally felt safe to introduce wooden cars.



McLaren introduce a car to match Kimi's personality
(pun intended)

 

[McZiderRed]

Archaeologists’ marvel at how well preserved the wooden Roman horseless chariot has remained.
“It must have been encased in clay”, one shaken antiquarian said.

 

[cider_and_toast]

"You see" exclaims former USF1 Spokesman, "We did have a car ready to run this season"

 

[Muddytalker]

Expecting another monsoon, McLaren reveal this year's Malaysian GP chassis.

 

[teabagyokel]

Only Nick Wirth could design a car that if you drive into someone's front room, it turns to wood. However, that is a stunning safety feature!

 

[fat jez]

Pssst, Teabagyokel, it's a McLaren

 

[FB]

First wooden F1 car a load of crap!

 

[cider_and_toast]

Last Picture of Mr Bill Smith of Chester before his wife cut him in to little bits much in the same way he had chopped up the funiture in a bid to build his dream F1 car.

 

[Boyle]

webuyanycar.com found guilty of false advertising after refusing to purchase wooden vehicle

 

[McZiderRed]

"You've heard of a ship in a bottle. Well, this is an F1 car in, err, my front room!"
"Still working on the bottle bit though..."

 

[Amdathlonuk]

Unfortunately John has been turned down for many carpentry jobs, the interviews start off well when he shows his pictures.
However it goes rapidly downhill when he explains he was making a table and 4 chairs.....

 

[Amdathlonuk]

John finally finished his dream F1 car after 3 years and eagerly entered the 2010 F1 season.
Stupidly he built in a vented rear wing and now awaits the appeal court.....

 

[FB]

Man with too much time on his hands builds F1 car out of matchsticks

 

[ramilas1]

Man banished to spare bedroom when he tells his wife it's a replica HRT.

 

[teabagyokel]

Jez, can we have a poll? Please, while everyone is still at the site due to the BGP?

 

[Brogan]

Vote now!

 

[teabagyokel]

Looks like a second consecutive win for fat_jez to me!