What I resent at the moment is having to read endless articles telling me that Vettel is a great, if not the greatest ever judging by the years he has left to accumulate yet more statistics in his class of one. I resent that the tone of all these articles is somehow akin to a long string of bad salesmen trying to sell me something they don't actually believe in, almost as if the writers of these articles are trying to convince themselves that watching one man humbling the rest of the grid is somehow a worthy and excellent thing, and that an utterly one-sided and predictable display every other weekend should be held in awe and we ought to be bloody grateful to witness such perfection.
Well, I'm not bloody grateful, frankly. Oh yes, I can appreciate that Seb has done something unique and special, but to be quite honest, it isn't a spectacle I can find any enjoyment in watching. Relentless dominance by one competitor, in any sport, removes the element of "sport", with all its highs and lows, that compells us to watch in the first place.
I do not follow F1 to watch "my" driver notch up win after win after win - I watch for the possibility that he
might win, and if he cannot, at least he has a good battle with he that does so eventually. I can find none of the fierce joys of watching a decent competition at the moment, only the terrible lows of grim predictability and dull repetition as the same epithets are bandied about weekend after monotonous weekend by the usual suspects.
I know that this is not Vettel's fault, or Horner's, or Newey's - I
know that this is exactly what they strive to do, race by race, season by season - but their success has reached a peak that there is simply no joy in watching it anymore: not for me, at least. I cannot simply turn off my seething indifference and embrace das Finger either - it goes against my very marrow to switch allegiance.
Perhaps at some point in the future I will warm to young Seb, much as I did to old Schumi when he tottered out of retirement, but to be quite honest, I can see myself looking back on the current era of F1 and saying:
"...it was impressive, what they did, but God I was glad when it was over!"