Caption Competition Walkies!

[Brogan]

 

[Greenlantern101]

 

[Mike]

Nicole really hasn't aged well since the last race.

 

[GeoffP]

But I don't want to crap in human Alonso's helmet...

 

[Sh4dow85]

Lewis seen out with his dog. No, not that one, the 4-legged one.

 

[canis]

Lewis likes to walk while talking to his career advisor, the guidance he recieves is not much better but the farts seem to smell less outside the motor home...

 

[Porceliamone]

Dawg, you got the best wheels in town. Why we walking bro?

 

[FB]

Racing driver takes dog for walk or Dog walks idiot.

 

[FB]

Lewis "SQUIRRELS!"
Dog "You been watching Up! again?"

 

[Fenderman]

Lewis "Now pay attention. I shall only say this once ..."

 

[Brogan]

What do you mean I can't piss there?

Woof!

 

[Fenderman]

Pooch " what does he mean there's no parcel shelf?"
Lewis "... and on race day I'll only be gone for an hour and a half."
Pooch "an hour and a half that's a ****ing long time to a dog."

 

[Jen]

Dog: Can I have my passport, I want to go home!

 

[Jos the Boss]

Woof woof

 

[Mephistopheles]

Nicole really hasn't aged well since the last race.

I don't know, I think she looks better....

 

[Mephistopheles]

Is the dog saying.

Will you hurry up and do your business so we can go home..

 

[McZiderRed]

Dog; "Where are the bitches..? Not even another dog! If there’s no bitches, the option of sniffing another dog’s arse wouldn’t go amiss..! Sheesh…”

 

[FB]

Lewis: I'm fed up with chasing you for my set up, you're staying on this lead now
Dog: Sausages!

 

[Mephistopheles]

I wish my owner was Paul O'Grady.

 

[McZiderRed]

Mephistopheles Which one is saying that?