The Lotus/Microsoft Piss Poor Pun Thread - Press Start to End

[FB]

If they get on with the task, bar any problems, things should be good.

 

[ExtremeNinja]

They seem to have developed a good sense of humour recently, what with the ice-creams and other practical jokes. It's all just a big DOS to them.

Replying to myself, they really are Media Players.

 

[ExtremeNinja]

If they get on with the task, bar any problems, things should be good.

They shouldn't have too many. Kimi, especially, is a pretty good Defender.

 

[McZiderRed]

The team has a Control Panel, which includes wizards with strange names like "Ne Twer Kse Tup".
The Control Panel also includes some-one to oversee team members that wish to leave, giving advise on the future. Not an actual wizard, like "Ne" is, but he'd like to think so. Team members that converse with him seem happy enough. Goes by the name
"Foldero Pti Ons" (He says the "t" is silent, by the way. Most people mispronounce his name though...)

 

[Mephistopheles]

I hear they are bringing in automatic updates, how do you like them apples....

 

[Marc]

Heard about the Visual Studio they are showing off all there Automatic Updates in. Couldnt help thinking while I was sat in my Office that I would love Access to that level of F1. I mean imagine the Vista of scenary in one of those places. Imagine the Expression on the face of my m8s when I Excel to the forefront of the pitlane, just like 'BING' and Im there. I would love to be the one to arrive at china with my Entourage, be on the FrontPage of every F1 magazine like these guys. My face would end up so famous I would need by own Picture Manager, and even the Publisher would be sick of my face by the time I had finished the Works.

Still far from it for me to be a Movie Maker. The Outlook for me ever getting to that point and sitting with some of these greats is slim. I'll just sit here as an Explorer of formula one on the sidelines. Especially considering that they are going to Barhain soon (Family Safety always has to come first guys).

So enough of me trying to be a Writer. But just OneNote. Where every the MapPoints in F1, I'll be watching like a Defender of the sport in a PowerShell facing the Age of Empires ready to win at the wonderfull world of FF1

 

[mjo]

That wins!!

 

[FB]

Time to Shut Down this thread or should we just Log Off and Restart?

 

[ExtremeNinja]

You would have thought they would have stuck with Lotus Notes.

 

[mjo]

I think it needs to HIBERNATE or go to SLEEP, or maybe we need to LOCK it?

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Perhaps it just needs to be minimised.

Hmm. These are getting weaker.

 

[Jos the Boss]

We're going to need to update our puns

 

[ExtremeNinja]

We're going to need to update our puns

...and now we are going in circles.... ... or is that Google+?

 

[Jos the Boss]

...and now we are going in circles.... ... or is that Google+?

We hadn't used that one! And it won't look as good as the chrome of Mclaren

 

[ExtremeNinja]

We hadn't used that one! And it won't look as good as the chrome of Mclaren

We had. Twice!

and now I have inadvertantly directed us to Google puns trying to make my point.

PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!

 

[racecub]

I wonder if there'll be any FATAL ERRORS? Dont you just hate it whan your computer tells you there's been a fatal error!

 

[mjo]

I wonder if there'll be any FATAL ERRORS? Dont you just hate it whan your computer tells you there's beens a fatal error!

I hate it when my computer randomly turns itself off or hibernates (it does both).

 

[racecub]

I hate it when my computer randomly turns itself off or hibernates (it does both).

Or when it decides to do an update and has to close down to do so. And you're screaming NOOOOO! I DONT WANT THE UPDATE. But you only get the chance to update 'NOW' or 'LATER'. So you say later, it waits till you go to make a coffee and shuts down

 

[mjo]

 

[Mephistopheles]

Lets hope the the Lotus doesn't have random crashes but Kimi is prone to going to sleep