Team Tag Lines

[FB]

Based on recent history, what tags lines should the current F1 teams have? I'll kick you off with:

McLaren: Where the careers of promising young drivers go to die
Mercedes: The home of F1's most obliging butler service

Anyone got any others?

 

[F1Brits_90]

Williams - alot like spice girls, both were last successful in 90s

Haas - we are Ikea of F1 teams. We buy our bits from somewhere else & put them together

 

[cider_and_toast]

Renault - Where the F1 attention span lasts... erm what was I saying again??

Red Bull - Where being Christian's friend really, really helps

Ferrari - Where they're right, end of chat.

 

[RasputinLives]

Sauber - Swiss euphanasia for F1 careers.