Caption Competition Schumacher fan

[landogeorgelewis1]

The funniest comment wins .

 

[Brogan]

You want me to sign where?

 

[FB]

If you win another race I'll break your neck. This lot has bankrupted me!

 

[FB]

or

Idiot meets man with tattoos

 

[Jos the Boss]

That's not what I meant by be more like me Felipe! And when did you get plastic surgery?

 

[Galahad]

"And in recognition of your post-retirement two-wheeled exploits, I've added somewhere to park a bike"

 

[GeoffP]

As we can see - Schumacher's love child takes after the mother

 

[teabagyokel]

Kamui's skill with a samurai sword was such that the topless man didn't have any tattoos when he started the hug.

 

[Incubus]

*CAUGHT IN THE ACT*

We reveal exclusive details of the long-standing affair between Michael Schumacher and Buster Bloodvessel.

 

[Johnny Carwash]

" i managed to fit all of Ralf's race wins under my chin "

 

[GeoffP]

Schumacher's training advances to the Waltz

 

[soccerman17]

Crack kills.

 

[soccerman17]

Or

Fair-weather fan has both Man U and Schumacher tattoos

 

[teabagyokel]

Man U? Schumacher? Clearly misjudged the weather? Jos the Boss?

 

[Jos the Boss]

It isn't looking good for me being a Man United and a Schumacher fan!