Lance Armstrong to be stripped of all seven Tour de France titles

[Mephistopheles]

Armstrong has only got one ball.
The other is very small.
Due to all the shit he puts into his body, just so he can cheat a win or two....

 

[gethinceri]

Are you a reincarnation of John Betjeman?

 

[Mephistopheles]

I maybe a hack but I'm sure as hell no poet....

 

[Brogan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/30981609

WTF?!

 

[Mephistopheles]

So if he didn't win those seven titles, who did?

 

[FB]

No one.

 

[cider_and_toast]

I believe the point the dirty drug taking cheating bastard MrArmstrong is making is what we call the Titanic defence. "They were all doing it, I wasn't the only one, I was just the one who got caught".

Pathetic really.

 

[Mephistopheles]

I believe the point the dirty drug taking cheating bastard is making is what we call the Titanic defense. "They were all doing it, I wasn't the only one, I was just the one who got caught".

Pathetic really.

Fixed

I don't mind calling a spade a spade...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Where did he get the blood from to give himself a full body transfusion?

 

[Brogan]

Virgin sacrifice?

 

[Westy]

He donated it himself in smaller increments before the race. Then during the race the transfusion was given.