Caption Competition IX

[cider_and_toast]

Ok, There's nothing like kicking a man when he's down.

So lets hear your best captions for this picture of Ferrari 7 time world champion Michael Schumacher and 2002 Ferrari summer picnic pin the tail on the donkey champion, Luca Badoer.

As always keep it clean and make it funny.

C_A_T

 

[Brogan]

Schumacher: Now you know why I pulled out.

or

Badoer: If you laugh once more at my performance I'm going to stick this thumb.....

or

Ferrari fail in their experiment to create the perfect race and test driver.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Luca - "So it's down to the end of the pitlane, Out onto the circuit, Don't cross the white line then take the next right, Got it....."

 

[FB]

Schumie: "So you were thumbing a lift round, that explains the lap times"

Or

Schumie: "Luca, go home you're cr#p"

 

[Brogan]

Schumie: "So you were thumbing a lift round, that explains the lap times"

 

[teabagyokel]

Dominicali: "Yes, Luca, I keep telling you, you don't have to earn the right to wear red, its just we think you look better in white, isn't that right, Michael?"

Schumi: "Oh yeah, I'm even wearing this stylish white shirt now!"

 

[teabagyokel]

Schumacher's attempt to avoid his replacement thwarted by trademark Badoer collision

 

[cider_and_toast]

Luca - "I tell you what Michael, They'll replace me in the car when that Force India scores a podium"

 

[teabagyokel]

Mike, is that Fisi sniffing round the garage again? How many times do we have to tell him he'll never get the seat?

 

[Brogan]

Mike, is that Fisi sniffing round the garage again? How many times do we have to tell him he'll never get the seat?

This one's going to be tough to vote on.

 

[GeoffP]

Luca: Hey Mike, I just told Stefano that Marc had been diagnosed boss eyed, I think I'm in with a shout at glory!

or

Michael: No Luca, I don't think you've got anything in your ear.... hey, I can see my house from here!

or

Michael: Trust me Luca, the new boxes are fully auto, just brake and throttle, brake and throttle, that way you'll bump Felipe right out of Ferrari

 

[McZiderRed]

Luca "Guard that pass with your life Michael. I "borrowed" it from Fisi and told the gate-men there's an Italian Tifosi posing as a fake Ferrari driver! If Fisi can't get in, the drive is still mine!!"

 

[Amdathlonuk]

"I'll get my coat".............

 

[Brogan]

"I'll get my coat".............

 

[teabagyokel]

Can we run the poll, I doubt there'll be any more entries.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Sorry TBY, I'll get on it. Forgot the caption comp.

 

[teabagyokel]

Its looking good for Admathlonuk!

 

[Brogan]

Unsurprising really.

It was an inspired caption

 

[Amdathlonuk]

Yeehaa, have I won?

 

[cider_and_toast]

Yep, Congrats Amdath, Great Quote. Over to you for the next Caption Comp.