If F1 was a .........., what would it be .........?

[ATL11]

Well why not, today we've had Sebastian's F1 analogy with his, If F1 was an Ice Cream Shop, it would only sell Vanilla.

We've also had Bernie's analogy attempt with, If F1 was a Rock Band, it would be the Rolling Stones without the Rolling Stones (no me neither).

So to open up an attempt at a F1 spoof, I'll start.

If F1 was a Car, it would be a Delorean - Beautiful, but you just know it's heading for trouble & wish it could back in time.

 

[teabagyokel]

If F1 was a jewellers it would be Ratners - it may well be popular if its owner didn't keep telling anyone who listens that his own product is shit.

 

[ramilas1]

If F1 was a Napple, it would be the rotten Napple at the bottom of the barrel?

It's not until you've bought the 'merchandise' on top that you discover how bad it's all getting.

 

[cider_and_toast]

If F1 was a film it would be 'Eyes Wide Shut', an unexplainable mess but you keep watching because there are a couple of bits in it that you really want to see.

 

[FB]

If F1 was an engineer it would be Colin Chapman, fascinating, super intelligent and innovative, prepared to bend every rule, put others lives at risk and exit this world just before receiving the punishment it deserved.

Dark clouds taint Lotus founder Colin Chapman

 

[Titch]

If F1 was a motorway, it would be The M25. Going round in endless circles.

 

[-WBF1-]

If F1 was a cowardly soldier it would be a cowardly soldier with terrible aim, Always trying to shoot itself in the foot.