Caption Competition Fernando Alonso and Steward

[johnnoble1990]

Sorry for the quality, but it was a screenshot. I'm new to the caption competition, but thought it looked fun. Here we go...

Steward: "Hello again, Felipe."
Nando: "It's Fernando actually."

Steward: "You can't park here, sir"
Fernando: "Don't touch my steering wheel. It is the only thing in the car working."

 

[Johnny Carwash]

Alonso "can we swap jobs for the rest of the weekend"

 

[McZiderRed]

"Oi. Where are you goin'?! If you want your car on four wheels, mate, and not on four bricks, I'd move it out of my gravel..! And take your crappy steering wheel with you."

 

[Jos the Boss]

Valet sir?