F1 season quotes from a parallel universe

ExtremeNinja

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A bit of fun. I started to do this myself and then I thought it would be a fun game that we could all get involved in.

Background: In a parallel universe to this, team-mates in F1 are combined together into a single driver upon employment, by use of advanced morphing technologies. Each team races one car with their hybrid driver. Whilst on my way to work the other day I stumbled across a wormhole. I threw my cigarette-butt into it so as not to litter the street, and flying back out at me came an audio recording device. Upon getting it home and examining it I found that it contained a few of the highlights of the pit to driver radio communication from their F1 series. I've added a couple of them below that I could make out from the damaged device.

Task: Are any of you able to provide quotes for any of the other teams or indeed some of the ones I already have quotes for?.

Vodafone McLaren Mercedes
Jewis Hamilbutt
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JH said:
I’ve got massive understeer
Pit said:
Induce oversteer
JH said:
Pit said:
Perfect, keep it up
Scuderia Marlboro Ferrari
Filando Mando
Pit said:
Filando, your back wheels are going faster than your front wheels. Do you confirm that you understand this.
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FM said:
For sure, I have spun the car by accident but I can still win driving backwards.
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Pit said:
Filando, everyone else is faster than you. Do you understand?
FM said:
In this universe, I don't. And, wouldn't have happened if you had not broken the seal on the gearbox. Why the hell did you do it this time?
Pit said:
Filando, that was magnanimous ..... not
Petronas Mercedes
Nichael Schuberg
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Pit said:
Nicheal. What happened there..? What happened there?
NS said:
Thank you. Thank you everyone. A-mazing.
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Red Bull Racing
Marsian Webbel
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MW said:
Yes boys, not bad for a number two driver
Pit said:
What do you mean?
MW said:
Never stop believing
Pit said:
Force India
Paco Hulkenresta
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Sauber
Kumio Perashi
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Pit said:
Hold position, do not overtake Fernipe
KP said:
Too late
Pit said:
KP said:
It’s OK, I went wide
Caterham
Heitali Kovaletrov
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Marussia
Charmo Pilock
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CP said:
Pillock
Pit said:
Excuse me, Pilock
CP said:
You're a pillock
Pit said:
No, you're Pilock
CP said:
Yes, but you are a pillock
Pit said:
Oh, box this lap
Hispania Racing Team
Pedrain Karthirossa
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Pit said:
Ok, Pedro, you need to go a little slower.
PdlR said:
Pit said:
Bernie still thinks we can afford a morpher, and no-one will believe a Narain hybrid could go that fast.
Williams F1 Team
Pastuno Sennaldo
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Pits said:
You need to push. We need the prize money.
PS said:
Is Uncle Hugo not paying enough?
Torro Rosso
Dan-Eric Vercado
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Lotus-Renault
Romi Raikkojean
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Pit said:
Please Romi, can you try and keep your car on the ground?
RR said:
Merde! They don’t call me the flying Finn for nothing.
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Pits said:
Romi, why do we have another lap 1 incident?
RR said:
I was taking a shit.
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