Television Eurovision Drinking Game

When our mates in Malta only score the UK a point you know we are ****ed. Expect sod all else in terms of points with the possible exception of a sympathy few from Ireland.
 
We'll only do any good if three things happen. 1) we start taking it seriously again. 2) All the former soviet states are kicked out. 3) They revert to voting by jury only.

Somehow, I don't think any of that is likely.
 
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