Steady on Nigel
Television Eurovision Drinking Game
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Bushi
Race Winner
Uk song sucks monkey balls Mephistopheles.
What has to world come to that a transvestite can grow a fuller beard than I ever will be able to.
What has to world come to that a transvestite can grow a fuller beard than I ever will be able to.
All the songs are shit, that is the point of the whole contest.
Who the fuck is Englebert Monkeydick anyway?
Who the fuck is Englebert Monkeydick anyway?
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Bushi
Race Winner
Lordi has won the Eurosong once Mephistopheles ......Lordi won the eurosong once......
Just opened the Glenrothes whisky. oooohh that's nice.
When our mates in Malta only score the UK a point you know we are fucked. Expect sod all else in terms of points with the possible exception of a sympathy few from Ireland.
I'm partial to a honey rum.
Who?Lordi has won the Eurosong once Mephistopheles ......Lordi won the eurosong once......
So I guess invading a country doesn't make you unpopular. Interesting.
Either that or Russia's neighbours are shitting themselves and think that by giving Russia 12 they will be left alone.
Serbia and Montenegro giving each other 12 points was a massive shock.
Serbia and Montenegro giving each other 12 points was a massive shock.
rufus_mcdufus
Champion Elect
Or they're rigging the phone vote.
Points !!!! now a heady 5
Maybe Putin told them to vote that way
Sweden wins. And Graham doesn't do math.
Are we in with a shout then?
4th last what a load of shite balls.
We'll only do any good if three things happen. 1) we start taking it seriously again. 2) All the former soviet states are kicked out. 3) They revert to voting by jury only.
Somehow, I don't think any of that is likely.
Somehow, I don't think any of that is likely.
4) We invade the Ukraine
With the size of our armed forces we could invade the Isle of Wight if that would help.