Television Eurovision Drinking Game

[Greenlantern101]

Saturday night TV.
Guilty pleasure for me, this is car crash TV at it's best worst. Can't not look.
Made all the more fun if you get off your face on the booze and try to predict the winner.

We need drinking game rules :

Have a large sip rules
1) Wind machines
2) Water feature
3) Pyro
4) Bare feet
5) Graham Norton says 'they could win'
6) UK get nil points

Finish the glass rules.
a) A transvestite wins
b) UK get 10 points
c) Someone removes an item of clothing on stage
d) Traditional dress

Any other suggestions? Other than not watching it
p.s. still not gay

 

[Titch]

I shall be watching. Like you say, it's car crash TV. How many bottles should I set up?

What's the betting we are in the bottom 4?

 

[Brogan]

A large sip for every mention of Terry Wogan.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Finish the glass for mention of Katrina and the waves.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Titch many bottles

 

[cider_and_toast]

Big gulp every time one country votes for their mates despite their entry being total shite. Well worse than the average shite.

 

[Brogan]

A large sip for every mention of the word "political".

 

[cider_and_toast]

A large sip for every mention of ABBA.

Finish the glass if they play Waterloo.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Well I'm ready.

 

[Jen]

You need more Talisker!

 

[Jen]

A travesty of a 'show', populated by the mediocre, the inane and those who don't understand; also peppered by inept and inappropriate 'political' voting.

Other than that an 'alright' evening - I'd rather get hammered 'cos I'm enjoying myself though!!

 

[Titch]

Greenlantern101 if you make it through all that whiskey have an ambulance on standby. Oh, and refer back to hear to find out who won!

 

[Greenlantern101]

First whisky poured.

 

[Brogan]

First!?

It's after 2000 hrs.

Lightweight!

 

[Titch]

But it's going to be a loooong evening.

Second glass of wine for me. France was rubbish, I'm pleased to say.

 

[rufus_mcdufus]

France disappointing. They're always a bit different but this one wasn't good.
Israel was bouncy.

 

[Titch]

Yao UK!

 

[cider_and_toast]

We were actually quite good. We won't win though because Europe hates us.

 

[Greenlantern101]

The world hates us. Get it right.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Cool special effects Sweden