Drivers' middle names (but not really)

[Brogan]

Something which just popped into my head after reading G's last post in the Bruno Senna thread; middle names/phrases for drivers.

Bruno "I've got a famous uncle you know" Senna
Lewis "frickin' unbelievable!" Hamilton
Jenson "I've got no grip" Button

Any more you can think of?

(Hmmm, maybe it was funnier in my head )

 

[teabagyokel]

"For Sure" Felipe "For Sure" Massa "For Sure"
Sebastian "Thats What I'm Talking About" Vettel
Kimi "I haven't got a middle name, my dad was having a " Raikkonen
Vitaly "Vladimir Putin" Petrov
Pastor "brought to you by PDVSA" Maldonado
Rubens "blah blah" Blahichello
Jarno "14% ABV" Trulli
Fernando "Is Faster Than You" Alonso
Mark "The Mad" Webber

What we need in F1 is Darts-style nicknames...

 

[tooncheese]

Paul "Interesting" di Resta
Pastor "Hugo Chavez" Maldonado
Luca Baslower

 

[gethinceri]

Juan Pablo "Get The Fuck Out Of My Face, I'm A Great Racing Driver You Know?" Montoya.

 

[mjo]

Jarno 'I would have been quick if it wasn't for the power steering' Trulli

 

[siffert_fan]

Scott "I have no" Speed

 

[teabagyokel]

And Carlos "Actually I have" Pace

 

[Johnny Carwash]

Mika " Chatterbox" Hakkinen.

 

[GeoffP]

Nigel "Fast Food" Mansell

David "Red Bull" Coulthard

Jacques "Pah" Villeneuve

Eddie "The Shirt" Jordan

 

[Fenderman]

Pleas note. I make no apology if one suffers a case of Deja vu if you've followed Rootersport so what the heck 99 point something percent of Clip members and visitors haven't so ...
David "Cuddles Cool-to-Hard" Coulthard
Michael "Spacemaker" Shoemacher
Damon "The Demon" Hill
Lewis "Shovemassa" Hamilton and Felipe "Messuphisrace" Massa
Fernando "Notatallslow" Alonso

 

[teabagyokel]

You have a bigger cast than that...

Winfinger to start with...

 

[Fenderman]

... yeah but I didn't want to be greedy. That was just a taster

Edit: Oh and didn't I nick "Winfinger" off you or FB?

 

[Mephistopheles]

Well obviously,, Felipe Baby Massa

 

[Mephistopheles]

Michael Croc tears Schumacher

 

[Mephistopheles]

Lewis its not my fault Hamilton

 

[Mephistopheles]

Kimi I'll get over it Raikkonen

 

[Mephistopheles]

Mark not bad for a number two Webber.

Number two

 

[Mephistopheles]

Jenson what's he doing Button

 

[Mephistopheles]

Kamui I'm coming through Kobayashi

 

[Jos the Boss]

Lewis Drive through for car number 3/4 Hamilton