Ross Brawn is sitting at his desk at the MGP head office when the special silver phone rings on his desk:
Ross: “Hello, Ross speaking.”
Screen splits to show caller:
Lewis: “Yo Mr Brawn, owz it hanging?”
Ross: “Oh hello Lewis, Fine thanks. What can I do for you?”
Lewis: “Yo Mr Brawn, it’s about the company nickname ‘Silver Arrows’, Lewis don’t like it”
Ross: “And what exactly don’t you like about it Lewis?”
Lewis: “Well Lewis was watchin that Olympics fing and Silver is for second place man and that ain’t Lewis. Know what Lewis is saying? And Arrows, well they is never winning a Grand Prix and Lewis is a Winner”
Ross: “So what do you suggest we call it?”
Lewis: “Well Lewis was thinking we calls it ‘Golden Lewis’”
Ross: “I see, well let me run that by the board and I’ll get back to you. While I’ve got you on the phone, our engineers need some information to help get next years car design off the ground. Firstly, what would you say was your driving position”
Lewis: “Lewis driving position is from Pole to flag in first man, that’s why you signed Lewis”
Ross: “Ok, well how about Tyres?”
Lewis: “Yeah, Lewis needs at least four. One on each corner of the car”
Ross: “No I meant Tyre wear?”
Lewis: “Look Mr Brawn, Lewis does classy underwear, sportswear, and the latest technical hardware but Lewis does not do Tyre wear”
Ross: “Ok, thanks Lewis, I’m sure they’ll work it out”
Lewis: “Ok Mr Brawn, Lewis is off to update Twitter, Lewis is outta here”
Ross: “Yeah bye Lewis”
Ross returns to work Caption – Stay tuned for the next episode of “Brand”
Ross: “Hello, Ross speaking.”
Screen splits to show caller:
Lewis: “Yo Mr Brawn, owz it hanging?”
Ross: “Oh hello Lewis, Fine thanks. What can I do for you?”
Lewis: “Yo Mr Brawn, it’s about the company nickname ‘Silver Arrows’, Lewis don’t like it”
Ross: “And what exactly don’t you like about it Lewis?”
Lewis: “Well Lewis was watchin that Olympics fing and Silver is for second place man and that ain’t Lewis. Know what Lewis is saying? And Arrows, well they is never winning a Grand Prix and Lewis is a Winner”
Ross: “So what do you suggest we call it?”
Lewis: “Well Lewis was thinking we calls it ‘Golden Lewis’”
Ross: “I see, well let me run that by the board and I’ll get back to you. While I’ve got you on the phone, our engineers need some information to help get next years car design off the ground. Firstly, what would you say was your driving position”
Lewis: “Lewis driving position is from Pole to flag in first man, that’s why you signed Lewis”
Ross: “Ok, well how about Tyres?”
Lewis: “Yeah, Lewis needs at least four. One on each corner of the car”
Ross: “No I meant Tyre wear?”
Lewis: “Look Mr Brawn, Lewis does classy underwear, sportswear, and the latest technical hardware but Lewis does not do Tyre wear”
Ross: “Ok, thanks Lewis, I’m sure they’ll work it out”
Lewis: “Ok Mr Brawn, Lewis is off to update Twitter, Lewis is outta here”
Ross: “Yeah bye Lewis”
Ross returns to work Caption – Stay tuned for the next episode of “Brand”