Caption Competition 2012 US GP Podium

[Brogan]

Had to be done

 

[Brogan]

Take your partner, dosey doe.

 

[teabagyokel]

MW: I can see my Jenson from up here.

 

[Brogan]

Whitmarsh surreptitiously hides the engagement ring he had planned to give to Jenson.

Next time my love, next time.

 

[gethinceri]

Texan Proctologists' Convention welcomes foreign visitors.

 

[Porceliamone]

Plastic Man's true identitiy finally revealed as Whitmarsh embraces the three podium finishers at the USGP.

 

[FB]

Idiot doesn't wear stupid hat...

 

[tooncheese]

At least its better than the Turban's we got in India.

 

[ExtremeNinja]

^^ Red Bull were running turbines in India!!

Ooops. Sorry, I misread that. Turbans are well within the letter of the law.

 

[The Pits]

Ironically, the only cowboy was the one without the hat!!

 

[canis]

MW: This gives me a great idea for a PR stunt....
LH: And you wondered why I chose Mercedes?

 

[teabagyokel]

MW: Are either of you two interested in signing for McLaren for 2014?
FA: No, of course not...
MW: Due to that Mercedes performance, I was talking to the other two...

 

[FB]

See no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil joined by....

...evil

 

[ExtremeNinja]

Other teams follow suit as hidden fuel tank is discovered in Red Bull ten gallon hat.

 

[canis]

Drivers and team principle call press conference to explain why the new Bernie proposed crash helmets change the aerodynamics of the car and cause neck strain.

 

[Brogan]

Embarrassingly, Whitmarsh does an Irish rather than American Line Dance.

 

[Olivier]

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y Safe, dance!

... wait, those were the Men without hats ...

 

[Mephistopheles]

Which one of them is mongo?

 

[landogeorgelewis1]

3 men and a cowboy .

 

[Galahad]

F1 stars nonplussed by news that Bernie's choice for the Christmas panto is Brokeback Mountain