Wherefore art thou Bernie?

[FB]

With the news that Mr Ecclestone could be up in front of the beak for alleged financial wrong doings I though we could come up with some suggestions of how he could slip quietly away and then reinvent himself in a new career.

I'll open you up with changing his name to Silvio Becclestoni, taking over the leadership of Forza Italia and having a few bunga, bunga once elected as Prime Minster of Italy.

 

[teabagyokel]

Move in with Six other fellas his size and wait for the fairest of them all to come along.

 

[mjo]

Join the cast of Snow White and the seven dwarfs. (And he wouldn't be Snow White!)

 

[Incubus]

Team up with his new missus to enter one of them wife-carrying championships.

Or star in the next Harry Potter as Harry's great-granddad in "Harry Potter And The Concorde Agreement".

 

[sportsman]

Make him UK Chancellor of the Exchequer.That should help raise the UK to raise some extra cash

 

[The Pits]

He could hide in London zoo, hanging on underneath a Male Elephant, if anyone looked, I'm not really sure they would notice.....

 

[teabagyokel]

Team up with his new missus to enter one of them wife-carrying championships.

She could carry him to great success.

 

[Jen]

There is a dearth of 'chimney boys' at the moment in the UK. Quickest to the top gets the wonga!

 

[GeoffP]

There is a dearth of 'chimney boys' at the moment in the UK. Quickest to the top gets the wonga!

and this one has a built in brush!

 

[Mephistopheles]

Bernie should be "art" in the cell next to Gerhard Gribkowsky "wherefore" the next eight and a half years...

 

[Speshal]

Back to his roots.

 

[gethinceri]

I am sorry to make a comment that should be in the pedant thread, but the title, when modernised, means:

Why are you Bernie?

Just thought I'd mention it. Phillistines.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Which leads to my comment. gethinceri

Although I have got my phrase completely arse about tit

 

[gethinceri]

Then, my dear friend, you shall henceforth be known as Phyllis Stein, the renowned Semitic sherry swiller who skulked the stage doors of unfashionable London theatres from the mid 1960s. I am sure you can conjure up an image.

 

[Mephistopheles]

I don't have to I just look in the mirror

 

[GeoffP]

Please guys, Bernie's sitting over there.... sorry.... oh right, Bernie's standing over there, under the dandelion

 

[Mephistopheles]

That's a dandelion? I thought it was a rather tall sunflower...

 

[cider_and_toast]

He could paint himself brown and sit on the shelf of a sweet shop pretending to be a Walnut Whip

or

He could become the chairman of a major British bank