Wherefore art thou Bernie?

FB

Not my cup of cake
Valued Member
With the news that Mr Ecclestone could be up in front of the beak for alleged financial wrong doings I though we could come up with some suggestions of how he could slip quietly away and then reinvent himself in a new career.

I'll open you up with changing his name to Silvio Becclestoni, taking over the leadership of Forza Italia and having a few bunga, bunga once elected as Prime Minster of Italy.
 

Incubus

Champion Elect
Team up with his new missus to enter one of them wife-carrying championships.

Or star in the next Harry Potter as Harry's great-granddad in "Harry Potter And The Concorde Agreement".
 

The Pits

Harumph. Again.
Valued Member
He could hide in London zoo, hanging on underneath a Male Elephant, if anyone looked, I'm not really sure they would notice.....
 

Speshal

World Champion
Valued Member
Back to his roots.

 

gethinceri

Lance Stroll Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan.
Contributor
I am sorry to make a comment that should be in the pedant thread, but the title, when modernised, means:

Why are you Bernie?

Just thought I'd mention it. Phillistines.
 
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