He's just trying to scare us all into panicking, all fighting for the last lifeboat remaining... the last days of Pompeii have arrived and we'll all be buried under a squillion tons of volcanish ash...
If you need me I'll be in the first class smoking room having a last cigar and watching the world go by. Good luck everyone. If anyone needs a life jacket you can have mine, I won't need it.
Oh I like a bit of rubbish. It brightens the day considerably. I think I'll sit in the smoking room (not that I smoke), and maybe have a nice large Gin.
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