Really crap F1 merchandise

[FB]

We had a question about F1 onesies in chat the other day and I thought we could share some really crap F1 merchandise. Here's a few to kick you off.

A Ferrari baby grow

A McLaren Honda wallet

A Force India note pad

 

[Titch]

Yep, really crap.

 

[teabagyokel]

A Ferrari baby grow...

...for a Ferrari fan as childish as our drivers.

 

[vintly]

Vijay Mallya: What are these doing here!!??
Office manager: They're notebooks boss, might be useful?
Vijay Mallya: I told you - never write anything down! Sell them on eBay immediately. You're fired!

 

[Hamberg]

Pastor Maldonado phone case

 

[Andyoak]

Protect your phone with the most accident prone driver... Love me some irony

 

[FB]

Does anyone really buy this sort of tat? Sauber F1 Team - Sauber F1 Team Baby Jumpsuit - Kids - Webshop

 

[TR]

People will buy baby anything

 

[RasputinLives]

I'm expecting in April and, whilst I'll happily buy my baby a furry hat that looks like a bear that they will probably wear once, I am in no way tempted to get then a team colours baby grow.

Well.....

Unless there is a Minardi or Andre Mods one.

 

[TR]

It's not just you buying your baby stuff...

 

[RasputinLives]

Aww TR are you getting my baby a gift? Are you guys organising me a baby shower?

 

[FB]

Yeah, like the one The Donald was rumoured to have had in Russia.

 

[RasputinLives]

 

[Titch]

RasputinLives you're a mirical of nature, has it been a difficult pregnancy ?

 

[RasputinLives]

Titch whilst my wife is carrying our child, I did have something to do with it hence I am expecting a baby. Is that the wrong phrasing?

We're off topic on F1 merch a bit here though.

 

[Titch]

We're expecting a baby.

 

[RasputinLives]

But I can't speak for her. She might be out there right now buying Sauber baby grows.

 

[Titch]

She'd be better off buying a Benneton baby grow, at least it would be stylish.

 

[gethinceri]

Like this one?

 

[RasputinLives]

Always that picture.