Not a caption competition...

[FB]

Coulthard: So when you get up the inside, just before the turn in, dink right and their car will bounce off you. It worked for me, look how many Championships I won...

 

[Brogan]

Damn! Rock beats scissors.

 

[teabagyokel]

"...but you don't have to worry about finding a square-head helmet!"

 

[Bullfrog]

DC: Yeah, for most of the time Eddie is a massive wan...
SB: Er, David, he's right over there.