Caption Competition Lewis Hamilton/Mercedes

[Speshal]

 

[FB]

You bin it and you'll get this, right!

 

[gethinceri]

Guy in background: Phwooaaarrrrrr!

 

[GeoffP]

When you get to a corner..... Turn!

 

[McZiderRed]

You cup your hand like this and then fart into it.
Than take it to the bloke behind us and tell him to close his eyes, as you have a cup cake for him...

 

[teabagyokel]

Adrian Newey's subterfuge was blatant but undetected by Mercedes' distracted engineers.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Now Lewis, unlike your McLaren days, you actually have to turn the wheel to make the car turn. You can't just stomp your feet, shout I'm Lewis Hamilton and demand the car turns otherwise you'll get your management team to negotiate a contract elsewhere !!

 

[Brogan]

"Psst. Wanna buy some photos of Kate Middleton?"

 

[teabagyokel]

"Yeah, that's the motion Martin was making when Jenson came in."

 

[cider_and_toast]

Look, he says he won't start the car until you go over there and say sorry. He spent all winter putting those sponsorship stickers on and didn't think where he put the word "blackberry" was a problem.

 

[canis]

"OK, so I will let you have a fast car, your girlfriend on TV every weekend, the food at the MTC, a free super car and a world championship, but I bet you can't name me 6 things that McLaren could give you that we won't..."