Caption Competition Christian Horner Ends Speculation About Vettel's New Team-Mate

[Incubus]

 

[racecub]

Seb won't play silly buggers with me! I'll soon show him who's boss.

 

[canis]

The Red Bull PR team breathe a sigh of relief that Christian managed to find his race suit for this promo shoot...

 

[FB]

Idiot tries to look like racing driver.

 

[The Pits]

As the rear wheels departed the car, Christian Horner bemoaned the wisdom of using Mark's old car in the race.

 

[The Pits]

Kamui's skill with a samurai sword has cleaved the wheels leaving Idiot stranded.

 

[GeoffP]

Christian Horner's audition for Hamlet

 

[Johnny Carwash]

Red Bull reveal one of the drivers who will be taking part in the up coming YDT.

 

[Jen]

Does my head look big in this?

 

[cider_and_toast]

Photo of Christian Horner taken just seconds before he realised that a group of fans had made off with a souvenir rear wing and Renault engine. Now how would he explain that one back at HQ?

 

[McZiderRed]

Some people say that he has power that can be barely harnessed in his left leg. Others say he uses the kenetic power generated by his left leg to control F1. All we know is, we call him Christian Horner...

 

[GeoffP]

McZiderRed - Ah, Stig of the Dump

 

[Fenderman]

Wish I could like that one twice GeoffP

 

[Fenderman]

Couple on the right:

Woman in blue shorts: "Christian looks nicer with his clothes on."
Man in white T shirt and black shorts (signing) "Are you sure?"​

 

[Mephistopheles]

Is that her smoking a fag on the right...?