Button Bingo


Not my cup of cake
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With the McLaren not doing too well this year we don't to hear so many of Jenson's Mansellesque moans about the latest trials and tribulations he has with his car but I thought a game of Button Bingo might be in order for the next race as we are bound to hear more from the British drivers.

So, we need a list of potential moans and groans from his JBness which we will then split up amongst willing players who can boast in chat when their Button Bingo card is filled first. Let's try and get as many as we can to spread the game as wide as possible. Here's a few from me:

No rear grip
Too much under steer
Too much over steer
My team mate is beating me (or variations there of)
My Team mate is trying to over take me
My team mate just hit me
Brake problems (general)
The front tyres are gone
The rear tyres are gone
This set of tyres are no good
Who am I racing?
He weaved in front of me
Tell Charlie about (insert drivers name)

I'm sure there are many more.
We need to think radical
We don't need to think radical
The car suits my team mates style
They aren't listening to my input
They listened to my input but perhaps it wasn't the way to go
I .......want to leave, want to stay, resign, want to sign for another team, have signed, 'm now leaving, oops, call my lawyer.
Is just me or could this thread be seen by some as slightly antagonistic? No doubt it is good fun for Lewis fans but not so much for others....

Would it be acceptable if I started a thread called "Hammy's Huffs" where we have to guess what the next reason will be for Lewis to spit the dummy?
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