Caption Competition A new look...

[mjo]

 

[mjo]

Christian Horner: We need more downforce, David, not more drag!!

OR

DC: I knew Adrian's designs were tightly packaged, but not this tightly packaged!!

 

[Greenlantern101]

Contemporary kilts go too far.

 

[Greenlantern101]

Essex woman mistaken for David Coulthard.

 

[Fenderman]

"... the Award for Most Surprising Transformation goes to Davina Cooltosoft ..."

 

[GeoffP]

David Coulthard declares his candidacy for the Unsure Party

 

[Greenlantern101]

Does my penis look big in this?

 

[Mephistopheles]

My name is Davidicus Coulthardicus and I shall have my revenge with this mic for the dress....!!!!!

 

[teabagyokel]

"Strewth!"

The ghost of Charity Future visits Mark Webb

 

[Titch]

" As the winner of the" Biggest Prat".. David, would you like to give us a few words" ?

 

[Mephistopheles]

David Coulthard left home wearing a gold lame suit but unfortunately on the way to the show he came across Kamui Kobayashi and learnt just how fast he is with his samurai sword.

With thanks to teabagyokel

 

[Mephistopheles]

Honestly David love that watch just doesn't go with that outfit, you really should take more notice of Trinny & Susannah

But I must say you do look a lot more tranny than trinny...

 

[Fenderman]

"... and I said to David, "Are you coming out on the 'Yes' side or the 'No' side?" Apparently he's just coming out ..."

 

[Mephistopheles]

With how short that dress is I'm surprised he hasn't popped out....

 

[FB]

Not a caption but does this justify my suggestion that DC would come out this year in the Predictions thread?

 

[McZiderRed]

DC; "What do mean, Christian no longer poses naked?! I thought those photo's captured his best attributes perfectly. I'm gutted..."

 

[GeoffP]

Geoff wakes from a terrifying nightmare in a cold sweat screaming "Gold lamy" - that's the last time I have pickled onions late at night!

 

[Mephistopheles]

Does my penis look big small in this?

There I fixed that for you...

 

[landogeorgelewis1]

Fancy dress party goes right .

 

[Mika's Italian Tears]

Guess whose boobs are bigger