Caption Competition XXII

Brogan · 2 August 2010

I can see from that screenshot I need to get a life LOL

Nice orange borders, great to see you supporting the site

Boyle · 3 August 2010

That's cool teabag, 13 is my favourite number

MajorDanby · 7 August 2010

Can I vote for myself?

teabagyokel · 10 August 2010

Looks like another win for Boyle99, what with the poll closed and everything! Congrats, Andy Warhol!

McZiderRed · 10 August 2010

MajorDanby said:
Can I vote for myself?

You can.
In C_t_A votes, no-one can see how you vote...

.. I'd keep quiet about it, though. :whistle:

It's like "other things" that are done in private - we all now that it happens, but people frown on it if it's done in public! :snigger:

Boyle · 16 August 2010

Thanks for the victory. I realise I only won 25% of the vote but with the FPTP system I get all the glory. I promise to hold a referendum on a change to the Alternative Voting system...

The new competition is up and running guys!

Caption Competition XXII

Cap Comp XXII

Bernie: "No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!" <!-

Max: "You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%" Bernie: "You see the front of

"See? If I squint it looks exactly like me."

"All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo"

"What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?"

Max : "Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me..&

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?" Max: “Just show me the I.D

"Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass."

Bernie "This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere.

Max "So [b:1xhkanr4]you[/b:1xhkanr4] scrape it off with that, I just use my finger"

BE: "Doesn't look like my dribble!?" MM: "think that's my pass."

Max asks to borrow the "special credit card" that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie

"I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in <!-- s:qu

"Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears."

Max "when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far"

"How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!"

Bernie: "Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!"

Bernie: "And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?"

Bernie : "Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever

MM - "OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!"

That's your National Trust pass - p'raps should have gone to specsavers.

MM: "Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own c

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Boyle

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Caption Competition XXII

Cap Comp XXII

Bernie: &quot;No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!&quot; <!-

Max: &quot;You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%&quot; Bernie: &quot;You see the front of

&quot;See? If I squint it looks exactly like me.&quot;

&quot;All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo&quot;

&quot;What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?&quot;

Max : &quot;Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me..&

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?&quot; Max: “Just show me the I.D

&quot;Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass.&quot;

Bernie &quot;This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere.

Max &quot;So [b:1xhkanr4]you[/b:1xhkanr4] scrape it off with that, I just use my finger&quot;

BE: &quot;Doesn't look like my dribble!?&quot; MM: &quot;think that's my pass.&quot;

Max asks to borrow the &quot;special credit card&quot; that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie

&quot;I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in <!-- s:qu

&quot;Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears.&quot;

Max &quot;when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far&quot;

&quot;How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!&quot;

Bernie: &quot;Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!&quot;

Bernie: &quot;And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?&quot;

Bernie : &quot;Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever

MM - &quot;OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!&quot;

That's your National Trust pass - p'raps should have gone to specsavers.

MM: &quot;Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own c

Brogan

Legend

Boyle

Race Winner

MajorDanby

Motorsports' answer to Eric the Eel

teabagyokel

#dejavu

McZiderRed

Champion Elect

Boyle

Race Winner

Similar threads

Bernie: "No Max, for the last time you are not using my Nectar points to buy hookers!" <!-

Max: "You promised me if I went quietly I'd get 30%" Bernie: "You see the front of

"See? If I squint it looks exactly like me."

"All right Max, you can have a look, but no laughing at the photo"

"What do you mean, you need to see my pass? Don't you know who I am?!?"

Max : "Close your eyes, clooooose your eyes, you are very, very tired... give the pass to me..&

Bernie: “But Max, you know me! Why d’you want to see my I.D card?" Max: “Just show me the I.D

"Errm' Bernie, wait a minute, you have dribble on your pass."

Bernie "This is your's for a tenner if you want it. In fact my Grannie's around here somewhere.

Max "So [b:1xhkanr4]you[/b:1xhkanr4] scrape it off with that, I just use my finger"

BE: "Doesn't look like my dribble!?" MM: "think that's my pass."

Max asks to borrow the "special credit card" that Bernie uses to pay Ferrari while Bernie

"I don't care what it says on your pass Bernard, this area is reserved for hookers in <!-- s:qu

"Look, Bernie, lets discuss it later, photographers have ears."

Max "when she pushes it hard, it goes in about this far"

"How many times do I have to tell you Max?! You are NOT allowed a pass like mine ANYMORE!"

Bernie: "Oh for God's sake, I picked up Andy Warhol's ID by accident again!"

Bernie: "And you're sure this is the card you picked. Is it the 5 of Hearts?"

Bernie : "Theres a coupon on the back of this pass, 50% off a haircut at the circuit, whatever

MM - "OK give that to me now Bernie, it's you're bus pass you silly man?!"

MM: "Look Grandad, that was a pedigree Persian, next time you want a new rug you buy your own c