The Official Mini Fantasy Cup Game Thread

[jez101]

Simple one for us soccerman17 , Kvyatt vs Massa + the bonus (I said Kimi). Everything else is the same (HAM, FER, FER).

 

[FB]

Pride before a fall teabagyokel

 

[cider_and_toast]

I'm just hoping you use your performance here to up your Fantasy Team Performance FB

 

[Sakari]

Did I hit you too hard RasputinLives? Are you able to breathe?

 

[cider_and_toast]

The official results:

Group A

sushifiesta 806 vs Jos the Boss 880 - Win for Jos the Boss (points difference +74)

Sakari 929 vs RasputinLives - 818 - Win for Sakari (points difference +111)

Group B

teabagyokel 894 vs FB 853 - Win for Teabagyokel (points difference +41)

jez101 861 vs soccerman17 830 - Win for Jez101 (points difference +31)

Well done to all the winners. Better luck next time for those who finished 2nd.

I will post a full set of tables in a new thread but keep this one for the scores.

The next round fixtures will be published later.

 

[Jos the Boss]

HOW ABOUT THAT sushifiesta!? NO HARD FEELINGS?! PSYCH! WE JUST AREN'T ALL CUT OUT FOR COMPETITION!
But good game, it's the taking part that counts...
UNLESS YOU WIN! THEN IN THAT CASE IT'S THE WINNING THAT COUNTS!
(Still teammates right?!)

 

[FB]

Finishing second when there are only two competitors isn't much consolation. I feel like a bit of a Nico Rosberg...

 

[cider_and_toast]

I was trying to be gentle on you

Look on the bright side, you would have beaten 3 other players in the cup and you didn't get the biggest spanking of any defeated player so it's not all bad.

 

[FB]

That makes me feel about as good as the Ivory Coast must have felt after their first game in the Women's World Cup yesterday. All the commentary team could come up with was that "they didn't lose as badly as Argentina did in 2007".

 

[cider_and_toast]

Look, I'm trying to be nice, ok? It's not my fault that you are as much use as boobs on a fish when it comes to playing FF games.

 

[RasputinLives]

Can I have a stewards enquiry on Sakari please? I suspect a hidden fuel tank where fuel is being used as weight or a flexi wing.

 

[Sakari]

Can I have a stewards enquiry on Sakari please? I suspect a hidden fuel tank where fuel is being used as weight or a flexi wing.

That tank is for bootleggin.. I sell alcohol to the thirsty spectators and to be frank - I don't think anyone enjoys the races sober?

 

[teabagyokel]

FB - Tough race today, loads of tyre management. The team have built an amazing car. #blessed

 

[RasputinLives]

Alcohol. Illegal fuel! I demand action. If none is taken then I will withdraw Rasputin's Greatest Love Machines from the mini cup. We have already built an Fantasy Indie Car machine so we'll clear off to America!

Rasputin's Greatest Love Machines has taken part in every round of the mini cup and we don't think it can survive without us.

Whilst we're making demands we'd like 3 car teams and our deal for getting a higher percentage of the prize fund than these other cretins to continue.

 

[cider_and_toast]

The response from Cup Promoter Mr Ernie Becclestone is as follows:

"If you don't like it you can all **** off !!"

End of message.

 

[Jos the Boss]

I'd also like an enquiry on my teammate, I mean there must have been a problem for him to lose so badly!

 

[RasputinLives]

I heard cider_and_toast is being put on trial for bribes in Germany. I bet he'll do the investigations as soon as he gets himself unstuck from that revolving door.

 

[cider_and_toast]

 

[cider_and_toast]

The second group A should of course be group B. I was playing around with some formatting and forgot to change it. I'm going to try and improve the tables as the season goes on but for now, you get the idea.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Group A	Played	Won	Draw	Lost	Points Diff
Sakari	1	1	0	0	+111
Jos the Boss	1	1	0	0	+74
WBF1	0	0	0	0	+0
Sushifiesta	1	0	0	1	-74
Rasputinlives	1	0	0	1	-111

Group B	Played	Won	Draw	Lost	Points Diff
Teabagyokel	1	1	0	0	+41
Jez101	1	1	0	0	+31
Dash Racing	0	0	0	0	+0
Soccerman17	1	0	0	1	-31
FB	1	0	0	1	-41