Nonsense, lunacy and general stutterings
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Fenderman
Rooters Reporter
Why? What have you done?Sorry dude...
Fenderman
Rooters Reporter
Hey. I don't think so. When you get to my age you know how much you've had to learn to get here. My one saving grace is that in essence I'm still only 25.Being a pillock!
Hey. I don't think so. When you get to my age you know how much you've had to learn to get here. My one saving grace is that in essence I'm still only 25.
With those shades, I would have to say yes!
snowy
Champion Elect
The Crown Prince of Bahrain has written to Lewis Hamilton requesting that if the Grand Prix is held could he please bring Ali G with him as he is a very big fan. Since quoting Ali G, Sacha, Lewis and Nicole have met and are said to be inseparable, due mainly to Sacha Baron Cohen's publicity agent's passion for super gluing celebrities together.
Following the news that the Crown Prince has requested the presence of Ali G, King Hamad ibn Isa Al Khalifa of Bahrain has given his blessing. However, having seen recent TV coverage associated with Ali G, the King has insisted that his 'associate' Bruno is denied entry to the country.
Despite assurances that "you won't see Ali G and 'Bruno Gehard' in the same room", as they are played by the same person (aka Sacha Baron Cohen), Bruno Senna has been advised that he may be advised to "pull a sickie" if the Bahrain race weekend goes ahead...
Despite assurances that "you won't see Ali G and 'Bruno Gehard' in the same room", as they are played by the same person (aka Sacha Baron Cohen), Bruno Senna has been advised that he may be advised to "pull a sickie" if the Bahrain race weekend goes ahead...
F1 update:
It has been reported that Fenderman will be driving for Ferrari next season to replace the under performing Felipe Massa. This has become a surprise, because Massa has not been too shabby, but to replace by someone with no F1 experience? Many are wondering if this is a publicity stunt to get the 'Afro' back in fashion, Simonicelli in Moto GP has one, and now Ferrari want to be the face of the 'Afro' in F1.
Luca Di Montzemelo has came out saying: "We would like Fenderman as our driver as he will give Alonso and his eyebrows a run for his money" - something that Felipe could never do.
Massa has hit back at his team in anger, this is what he had to say: "ees diffico fo sho, dis is not a vewy good pozeesjon to be in, fo sho I will be back as I am fighting fo champinship, it has been a pleasure to dwive fo Fewawi, but the last two years I have been distracted by Ferwando's hideous eyebrows, I wish Fenderman all the best, I love his afro."
This is a shock, now we all know why Felipe Massa hasn't been the same driver since pre-Hungary 2009, it seems as if Alonso can hypnotise people with those things above his eyes, the question is, will Fenderman's Afro resist those eyebrows? I am also wondering what will happen to the Afro once the helmet goes on, will it get flattened? Will it bounce back up? Or will it turn into dreadlocks?
We can only guess...
It has been reported that Fenderman will be driving for Ferrari next season to replace the under performing Felipe Massa. This has become a surprise, because Massa has not been too shabby, but to replace by someone with no F1 experience? Many are wondering if this is a publicity stunt to get the 'Afro' back in fashion, Simonicelli in Moto GP has one, and now Ferrari want to be the face of the 'Afro' in F1.
Luca Di Montzemelo has came out saying: "We would like Fenderman as our driver as he will give Alonso and his eyebrows a run for his money" - something that Felipe could never do.
Massa has hit back at his team in anger, this is what he had to say: "ees diffico fo sho, dis is not a vewy good pozeesjon to be in, fo sho I will be back as I am fighting fo champinship, it has been a pleasure to dwive fo Fewawi, but the last two years I have been distracted by Ferwando's hideous eyebrows, I wish Fenderman all the best, I love his afro."
This is a shock, now we all know why Felipe Massa hasn't been the same driver since pre-Hungary 2009, it seems as if Alonso can hypnotise people with those things above his eyes, the question is, will Fenderman's Afro resist those eyebrows? I am also wondering what will happen to the Afro once the helmet goes on, will it get flattened? Will it bounce back up? Or will it turn into dreadlocks?
We can only guess...
This thread is not just off the pit wall but out of the car park, down the motorway and off at Junction 12 to Crazytown.
News just in.....
"Crazytown applies to the FIA to run an F1 race on a new street circuit from the start of the 2013 season"
"Crazytown applies to the FIA to run an F1 race on a new street circuit from the start of the 2013 season"
When questioned by Grizzly reporters on how the race would be funded, one local was quoted as saying "the moneys been pouring in like syrup." However when questioned, officials refrained from comment, but did tell us, "there are one or to sticking points to lick over with Ecclestone."
Personally I don't believe in any of these F1 conspiracys other than Schumacher has a portrait of himself looking really old in his attic - something not quite right there is the? I mean look at his face - he either has the best razor ever or hair doesn;t grow there. Also Ralph is suppose to be the younger brother - how come he got fat and old so quick? I dunno.
Sorry guys but I've had to remove a few posts.
The last thing we want is more forum wars
And I was so carefull not to mention the site name
Fenderman
Rooters Reporter
Thank you Bro'. The beauty of this thread is that it's an opportunity for a bit of fun and nonsense to pass the time between race weekends. Good for a sideways snipe but tongue in cheek, methinks.Sorry guys but I've had to remove a few posts.
The last thing we want is more forum wars
Obviously individuals will naturally become active in forums which reflect their nature and viewpoints
That's what I thought you meant but I also thought it was a bit heavy for this thread anyway.. Not that it didn't make for interesting (if somewhat disturbing) reading, though!
Join in tby - it's brilliant
