Nonsense, lunacy and general stutterings

Discussion in 'Off The (Pit) Wall' started by KekeTheKing, May 19, 2011.

  1. KekeTheKing

    KekeTheKing Banned Supporter

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    I've heard through the grapevine that Peter Windsor is looking to head up a Globally based Formula One outfit for the 2013 Season. Nelson Piquet, Jr. is said to be his first choice for the Team Leader role, with Luca Badoer playing the dutiful No. 2. Hugo Chavez is rumored to be the money-man behind the scenes.

    Windsor will be designing a prototype Turbo engine himself, with a sweet App that he downloaded off his I-phone. He will have a Live web-cam set up so that you can watch him work his magic 24-7, 365. To save on costs, the cars bodywork will have to be salvaged from classic race machines of the past. Pete has his eyes fixated on a "slightly refurbished" Minardi M187, or a "like new" Footwork FA17.

    *None of what you have just read is grounded in fact. It is based solely in the imagination of one "Pistol" Pete Windsor.
     
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  3. RevMaxPower

    RevMaxPower Banned

    You see - now that's more like it...
     
  4. teabagyokel

    teabagyokel #dejavu Valued Member

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    Venuzuela/Piquet/Badoer/USF1/Minardi/Footwork. How can that possibly fail?
     
  5. KekeTheKing

    KekeTheKing Banned Supporter

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    I know, right?

    Too good to be true?
     
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  6. RasputinLives

    RasputinLives I was never cool at school. Contributor

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    I've heard Andrea Sassetti is going to be his financial backer
     
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  7. teabagyokel

    teabagyokel #dejavu Valued Member

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    I doubt he'll be able to use his Turbo, so presumably he'll plump for a Life W12 engine.
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    Going back in time, there was a question on 606 which was "Why doesn't Martin Brundle commentate in Hungary?" to which someone called Lord_Hesketh penned the following:

     
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  9. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Wind tunnel testing will involve not only drivers but also flies - who are renowned for their upside down manoeuvres and DFS have announced that they are no longer involved in this project.
     
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  10. Fenderman

    Fenderman Rooters Reporter

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    Yeh, that was a real downer. The tests with Drosophila were really disappointing. Even coating the test track with raspberry jam failed to attract their attention. Oh well.:dunno:
     
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  11. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Wrong jam! Little things make all the difference, should have gone with strawberry or plum perhaps, but their favourite is banana. Could you recall for a further test? :twisted:
     
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    Nah, had to release them all into the wild. Could breed a new batch I suppose but the ALF is bashing the door in already. News got out that we were using defenseless bugs in inhumane testing conditions. Personally, i loved them to death :oops:
     
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  13. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    Do you live nearby - had an influx a couple of days ago - pesky little things that like to be in your peripheral vision.

    Do get annoyed when they land on your supper - no fruit there, so what's going on?
     
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  14. Jen

    Jen Here be dragons. Contributor

    I just love these nonsense threads - thanks to Keke
     
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  15. Fenderman

    Fenderman Rooters Reporter

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    A little light relief from the serious business of motorsport. Love it.:coffee:
     
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    FB Not my cup of cake Valued Member

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    I'd be more interested in a report from Hooters International News Agency ;)
     
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    RevMaxPower Banned

    Most bugs, including Flies, thoroughly enjoy BLOOD...
     
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  18. Speshal

    Speshal Champion Elect Valued Member

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    Not quite as far fetched as you think - http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/25/games-cell-phones-children-risk-joint-pain/
     
  19. Fenderman

    Fenderman Rooters Reporter

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    Well spotted Spesh'. I always plant a wee bit of truth in my rumours and then delight in watching to see who picks up on the subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) clues. If I could remember the news items where I get my ideas from I just might post the links later - although the connections can be somewhat tenuous ;). 8-)
     
  20. teabagyokel

    teabagyokel #dejavu Valued Member

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    Which certainly derails you from Fox News, who only broadcast the truth by accident.
     
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  21. Fenderman

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    Shame I can't like that one thrice!:thumbsup:
     

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