I've heard through the grapevine that Peter Windsor is looking to head up a Globally based Formula One outfit for the 2013 Season. Nelson Piquet, Jr. is said to be his first choice for the Team Leader role, with Luca Badoer playing the dutiful No. 2. Hugo Chavez is rumored to be the money-man behind the scenes. Windsor will be designing a prototype Turbo engine himself, with a sweet App that he downloaded off his I-phone. He will have a Live web-cam set up so that you can watch him work his magic 24-7, 365. To save on costs, the cars bodywork will have to be salvaged from classic race machines of the past. Pete has his eyes fixated on a "slightly refurbished" Minardi M187, or a "like new" Footwork FA17. *None of what you have just read is grounded in fact. It is based solely in the imagination of one "Pistol" Pete Windsor.