Watering the track during a Grand Prix

[siffert_fan]

Why stop with rain-making? Why not have giant sno-cone making machines around the circuits, randomly ejecting copious quantities of snow onto the track?

 

[Brogan]

Just stick Bernie at one of the hairpins, he can cover the circuit with all the bullshit he comes out with.

 

[sportsman]

Just stick Bernie at one of the hairpins, he can cover the circuit with all the bullshit he comes out with.

Spot on Bro.

 

[Josephiah]

Please read this, it is very funny

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mo...-brilliant.-It-just-doesnt-go-far-enough.html

Haha, thanks for that. The line "Drivers may deploy a mongoose" nearly had my computer soaked in the water I was drinking at the time...
J

 

[Boyle]

Please read this, it is very funny

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mo...-brilliant.-It-just-doesnt-go-far-enough.html

He will probably read this and think they are all great ideas!

 

[Brogan]

Let's hope the FIA don't read F1 Racing and see this: http://cliptheapex.com/threads/hall-of-fame.883/page-2#post-40753

They're almost supporting Bernie's idea of watering the track...

 

[teabagyokel]

Does anyone feel slightly like Viktor Frankenstein?

 

[FB]

Can we combine this with the run off area idea and just water the astroturf?

 

[Hamberg]

"My idea is that we should make a programme but that nobody knows exactly which one will be used."

Does this come with the usual Ferrari exclusion?

 

[Chad Stewarthill]

Can we combine this with the run off area idea and just water the astroturf?

Ho hum, yes. Vitaly Petrov knows all about wet Astroturf (of the Belgian variety), doesn't he?

 

[GeoffP]

I have to say if you regulate the cars, regulate the drivers, regulate the circuits and then regulate the weather - this is turning into BatRacer.