The McLaren will be so slow...

[RasputinLives]

The Mclaren is so slow they'll be able to do a full pitstop tyre change without it having to stop.

 

[Mephistopheles]

That if some bloke decides to invade the track he will be faster than the McLaren in the speed traps

 

[Brogan]

...that Button will finally stop complaining of having no grip.

 

[Road of Bones]

The TV director has been asked to save time & money by disabling the Super-slo-mo cameras whenever a McLaren goes past...

 

[Brogan]

Not sure what would save time

 

[FB]

...Ron Dennis will commit Harakiri in the McLaren motor home. Maybe not, it might leave a stain.

 

[rufus_mcdufus]

The McLaren is so slow they use a Sinclair ZX80 for the simulator.