The McLaren will be so slow...

[Mephistopheles]

They've had to install an in car entertainment system to keep the drivers from getting bored..

 

[cider_and_toast]

....If Murray Walker was still commentating he would have to say "And it's go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go"

 

[teabagyokel]

The McLaren is so slow that if it was painted black the pit wall would take off their caps and stand to attention when it passed.

 

[Mephistopheles]

....If Murray Walker was still commentating he would have to say "And it's go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go"

...go go go go for fuck sake just go will ya...

 

[-WBF1-]

The McLaren is so slow their engine management is suffering from the Y2K bug

 

[marksawatsky]

The McLaren will be so slow that Alonso and Button will not have to engage the pit lane speed limiter when they come in for a tire change

 

[Mephistopheles]

That Heinz Tomato Ketchup has decided to sponsor them..

 

[Dash Racing]

The McLarens will be so slow they could be enveloped in a molasses flood.

 

[FB]

...that they won't do very well in the Malaysian Grand Prix. Have I not really got the spirit of this game?

 

[cider_and_toast]

FB would it help if you tried a few rounds of "Chuck Norris" first ??

 

[Brogan]

...but they could still win a grand prix if they started on the front row of the grid at Monaco.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Monaco is so slow that McLaren could win there....

 

[cider_and_toast]

McLaren will be so slow this weekend they are pushing for the clocks to be put back not forward.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Yes but only for them, but even with a two hour head start they will still be last...

 

[The Pits]

The mclaren is so slow that Christian Horner no longer feels the need to keep on fucking moaning about them.

 

[teabagyokel]

The McLaren is so slow that fans have taken selfies with it - during a race.

 

[Mephistopheles]

The McLaren is so slow that it got a D minus in sociology...

 

[teabagyokel]

The McLaren is so slow it was beaten by the hare and the tortoise - after both had a nap.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Hare and the tortoise

Which by shear coincidence are the nicknames of the two Manor drivers

 

[Sakari]

that Fernando Alonso decides to crash again rather than pretend to be racing