The McLaren will be so slow...

[cider_and_toast]

The McLaren is so slow that commentators have stopped putting the word "Mobile" before the word "Chicane"

 

[Incubus]

The McLaren will be so slow in Sepang that Alonso's beard will have doubled in length by the time he completes his race even if he retires after one lap.

 

[cider_and_toast]

The McLaren will be so slow that the FIA are exempting it from new driver regulations regarding the requirement to have a 'Super License"

 

[Incubus]

The McLaren will be so slow that its drivers will be sentenced on 3,286 counts of kerb-crawling throughout the season.

 

[Brogan]

... that Hamilton will once again be thinking to himself "I made the right decision" and all of his critics will be sick once again from eating huge amounts of humble pie.

 

[Brogan]

... that Alonso is just thinking "Bollocks!".

 

[cider_and_toast]

The McLaren will be so slow the Marshal's won't bother waving blue flags they'll just ask the drivers to wave it from the cockpit.

 

[Brogan]

.. that they have been given special dispensation to start the race on Saturday.

Last Saturday.

 

[Road of Bones]

They'll still be quicker than the next instalment of "Inside the MTC..."

 

[cider_and_toast]

The McLaren will be so slow that this Lego version is actually quicker

 

[Dash Racing]

Oooh! I want one of those.

 

[Johnny Carwash]

The McLaren is so slow they haven't even bothered to fit the car with a pit lane speed limiter.

 

[The Pits]

The mclaren is so slow, the fia has replaced the timing screens with a calendar

 

[teabagyokel]

The McLaren is so slow that, despite being unfit to drive a Formula One car, Fernando Alonso has been passed fit to drive it.

 

[Mephistopheles]

The McLaren will be so slow that this Lego version is actually quicker

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No wonder McLaren's pit stops are so slow the bloke with the left rear tyre hasn't even got to the car yet...

 

[Grizzly]

...that Caterham will beat them in this year's championship.

 

[Grizzly]

...that the FIAs 4 hour time limit is now under review.

 

[cider_and_toast]

.....they've fitted the car with Le Mans style front lights

 

[Mephistopheles]

That they no longer have to pass the crash tests

 

[cider_and_toast]

......They've just employed a man to walk in front of the car waving a red flag