Caption Competition Mercedes Unveils 2015 Car

[F1Yorkshire]

 

[Brogan]

Rosberg makes "clumsy" move.

 

[teabagyokel]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Mephistopheles]

New car fitted with bollock cups

 

[Titch]

Although Hamilton thought he had hidden his fashion statement well, Rosberg was determined to show the press, that Hamilton was wearing braces, which are strictly against the teams dress code.

 

[cider_and_toast]

The Mercedes saboteur strikes again by sewing strap onto Hamiltons race suit especially for Rosberg to grab.

 

[Hamberg]

In an attempt to address cost cutting demands, Mercedes pioneer new Drag Reduction System

 

[cider_and_toast]

Quick, call Charlie, Nico has got all four wheels over the white line!

 

[The Pits]

Toto lays out the punishment if there is a repeat of the Spa debacle.

 

[McZiderRed]

Two men “innocently” have fun together, blissfully unaware of the paparazzo with a telephoto lens camera some distance away…

 

[Mephistopheles]

BIG NEWS Hold the front page!!!!!!!!!

Nico's shoes don't match his race suit.

And in other news, some bint in England is pregnant again....

 

[Dizzi]

Nico takes team advice on getting a tow from his team-mate too literally...

 

[FB]

New Mercedes car still faster than Caterham.

 

[cider_and_toast]

Mercedes deny claims that "pull back and release" is a form of banned launch control.

 

[Fenderman]

Merc' drivers demonstrate "Plan A" for Singapore race start. There was no "Plan B".