THE TEABAGYOKEL HIGHLY ACCURATE* COMPUTERISED DRIVER LINE-UP SYSTEM
I fed the permutations in to the Teabagyokel Highly Accurate* Computer and came up with this:
Sebastian Vettel, Jean Eric Vergne
Jenson Button, Nico Rosberg
Fernando Alonso, Sergio Perez
Lewis Hamilton, Paul di Resta
Kimi Raikkonen, Romain Grosjean
Nico Hulkenburg, Sam Bird
Kamui Kobayashi, Davide Valsecchi
Daniel Ricciardo, Carlos Sainz Jr
Pastor Maldonado, Valteri Bottas
Heikki Kovalainen, Mark Webber
Dani Clos, Giorgio Pantano
Timo Glock, Robert Wickens
So there you have it...
*Highly Accurate is a brand name, and in no way reflects the accuracy of the crapbox that is running these calculations. The computer regrets that subroutine "Narain Karthikeyan" has yet to be reloaded after deletion in January 2006, and is thus not considered. It also stresses that there may be confusion with "Felipe Massa" and "Felipe Nasr" due to is vocal entry system, while stressing that there's no bloody way either will be in F1. However, it has always maintained that "Bruno Senna" cannot be in Formula One according to its calculations.