If you are reading this it missed us.

[Bill Boddy]

There is an asteroid passing us today, the closest since 2004. It is 650 metres wide and could do a lot of damage were it not for the fact that at it's nearest it is still 1.1 million miles away.

Asteroid set to fly by Earth today - CBBC Newsround

 

[Incubus]

Ah well, better luck next time eh?

 

[Titch]

Will they tell us, when one is headed straight for us?

 

[cider_and_toast]

Yeah. It will be Morgan Freeman reading a prepared speech over some soft, gentle music.

 

[Titch]

Like that will help.

 

[Bill Boddy]

The US will have guiding systems which will cause it to fall on Pyongyang.