Farting Martians

[RasputinLives]

Yes you read that right. Two independent sources have confirmed signs of Methane on the planet surface and suggest this is a strong indicator of life as methane is usually a gas expelled by living organisms.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...craft-martian-red-planet-latest-a8849546.html

Yes you heard it right there is life on Mars, it had beans for tea and is now currently trumping like troopers.

 

[FB]

Here's a pointless fact, most methane released by cows comes out of the front end rather than the back end.

 

[siffert_fan]

Who performed that research and how?

 

[Andyoak]

I think it was the OU...
They did the original greenhouse gases and cows research.

 

[Titch]

It’s fake news.

Or an April fool

 

[RasputinLives]

I thought April fools too but no

This article suggest it's been preserved in the ice and is gradually seeping through.

Sweet! Scientists narrow down source of mysterious burst of methane on Mars

So stale farts!

 

[cider_and_toast]

Sorry, Mars farts are interesting but I still can't get over FB's cow fact.

 

[Angel]

I thought April fools too but no

This article suggest it's been preserved in the ice and is gradually seeping through.

Sweet! Scientists narrow down source of mysterious burst of methane on Mars

So stale farts!

Eeeewwww, like it matters whether they're stale or not. I mean we all know fresh farts are so much nicer, obviously

I didn't know that about the cows either, good fact FB. The things you learn in the most unlikely of places.

 

[FB]

Here's another farting fact, most of the gas released by humans from their back end is hydrogen not methane.

 

[Andyoak]

So we just need to plug our arses into a Honda FCX for free transport for life... Now I'm off to Aldi for a tray of beans.

 

[RasputinLives]

Andyoak not too many beans - remember the hindenburg!

 

[Andyoak]

It's a good reason to stop smoking in the car

 

[Titch]

Here's another farting fact, most of the gas released by humans from their back end is hydrogen not methane.

Well that’s a relief.

 

[FB]

It's always a relief Titch, unless its lumpy and then its embarrassing.

 

[Titch]

 

[RasputinLives]

The Martian farts are gone!

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...ery-disappearance-science-space-a8864141.html

The TGO can no longer smell them. Crafty Martian life holding them in.