Caption Competition Briatore and friends...

[Brogan]

 

[Fenderman]

Blonde lady: "Questo sta per essere uno spettacolo molto strano palcoscenico. Chi sono comunque? "

 

[Brogan]

Blonde: "I've had him."

 

[FB]

Flavio presents the first openly gay driver line up in F1.

 

[gethinceri]

Flav: "No boys, you get belts when I buy you belts."
Her: "Only ****s iron a crease in their jeans."

 

[Brogan]

Spielberg's attempt to remake the Titanic using famous personalties from Formula One is less than successful.

 

[Mephistopheles]

Blonde is thinking,,, what a ****ing ugly twat, I don't get paid enough to look at that prick...

 

[GeoffP]

Flavio: when I asked for a hooker I meant one of those nice chaps who play in the rugger scrum

 

[Brogan]

Blonde: "Poor guys. Wait until they find out what he's wearing under his jeans."

 

[Incubus]

YOUR CALL!
YOUR CHOICE!

Flavio unveils the last two remaining contestants in the casting competition

"I Wanna Be Gambit" in...

***THE AVENGERS 2013***

 

[cider_and_toast]

Peter Stringfellow has enough and throws out Jarno and Fernando after young lady gets upset at a joke containing the words "Driver", "Helmet" and "Cockpit"

 

[Brogan]

Twats R Us

 

[GeoffP]

The three faces of the all new "Dr Who goes Camping"

 

[Greenlantern101]

Blonde lady: "Questo sta per essere uno spettacolo molto strano palcoscenico. Chi sono comunque? "

What ?

 

[Speshal]

Supermodel's idea of a threeway goes wrong.

 

[FB]

Nico Rosberg upset that he's only one being made to wear a skirt at Flavio's latest fashion shoot.

 

[Johnny Carwash]

The cast for the Italian version of 3 men and a little lady are unveiled to the worlds press.

 

[Fenderman]

Greenlantern101

Original line put into the translator was: "This is going to be a very strange stage show . Who are they anyway?"

it's an interesting quirk of Google, Bing, Babel, etc. that reversing translations can go awry. especially if messed up the first time round!

 

[canis]

The launch party for the Batchelorette Italy went wrong when it was noticed that the three lucky gentlemen competing for the final date were all more interested in each other.....

 

[jez101]

Over 18s only!

Flavio: "Boys, I am... how you say, er, knackered... Thees girl she is insatiable. I 'av not slept in 3 days. Still, she want more."
Jarno: "I will do it Don Flavio. To save your dicky ticker!"
Fernando: "I will also. I am man enough, but Jarno, I go first! I am faster than you."