Caption Competition Briatore and friends...

Fenderman

Rooters Reporter
Blonde lady: "Questo sta per essere uno spettacolo molto strano palcoscenico. Chi sono comunque? "
 

gethinceri

Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan.
Contributor
Flav: "No boys, you get belts when I buy you belts."
Her: "Only ****s iron a crease in their jeans."
 

Brogan

🦶 Leg end
Staff Member
Spielberg's attempt to remake the Titanic using famous personalties from Formula One is less than successful.
 

GeoffP

Thank you and good night
Contributor
Flavio: when I asked for a hooker I meant one of those nice chaps who play in the rugger scrum
 

cider_and_toast

Exulted Lord High Moderator of the Apex
Staff Member
Premium Contributor
Peter Stringfellow has enough and throws out Jarno and Fernando after young lady gets upset at a joke containing the words "Driver", "Helmet" and "Cockpit"
 

Fenderman

Rooters Reporter
Greenlantern101

Original line put into the translator was: "This is going to be a very strange stage show . Who are they anyway?"

it's an interesting quirk of Google, Bing, Babel, etc. that reversing translations can go awry. especially if messed up the first time round!LOL
 

canis

Race Winner
Valued Member
The launch party for the Batchelorette Italy went wrong when it was noticed that the three lucky gentlemen competing for the final date were all more interested in each other.....
 

jez101

Bookies drive nice cars because of people like me
Contributor
Flavio: "Boys, I am... how you say, er, knackered... Thees girl she is insatiable. I 'av not slept in 3 days. Still, she want more."
Jarno: "I will do it Don Flavio. To save your dicky ticker!"
Fernando: "I will also. I am man enough, but Jarno, I go first! I am faster than you."
 
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