Nick Heidfeld

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  1. EvilWhippet

    EvilWhippet Podium Finisher

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  3. teabagyokel

    teabagyokel #dejavu Valued Member

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    Il_leone - I assure you, if Jenson's surname was Tisery, he'd have been labelled "Misery".
     
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  4. Il_leone

    Il_leone Champion Elect

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    Did not Heidfeld actually argue with the wrong Japanese driver if I remember ?
     
  5. EvilWhippet

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    Aye, Sato was infact the offending "Vanker!"
     
  6. Bushi

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    I don't think he would have beaten Kimi if he had more experience coming into f1.
    But that's all speculation.
     
  7. Slyboogy

    Slyboogy World Champion Contributor

    Think that was Sauber's best season, where both drivers got the most out of the car, when they didn't retire, finishing 4th in the constructors.

    Their best ever result, if you exclude the BMW involvement.
     
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  8. Il_leone

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    He was not happy at Sato bulking him up on the last lap I remember in China and allowed Button to sneak past whilst he crashed and lost a wing

    He went to Yamamoto who he reduced to tears until realising it was the wrong guy
     
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  9. Josh

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    Huh, I didn't see any tears in that video.
     
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  10. Il_leone

    Il_leone Champion Elect

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    He did because Yamamoto was wondering why he was getting a barrage of abuse from Heidfeld post race
     
  11. Slyboogy

    Slyboogy World Champion Contributor

    Yamamoto's not much of a man then.
     
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  12. EvilWhippet

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    I'd cry if Heidfeld was angry with me.

    I've seen a video on youtube entitled "Heidfeld gets gayed out by Sato". Heidfeld was being held up by Sato with Button catching up from behind, then when Button goes to make the move, Sato moves across in front of Heidfeld, basically forcing him to slow to a near hault, then some dickhead smashes Nick from behind.

    Now I can't stop laughing at the image of Sakon weeping in his helmet. He must be a sensitive soul, and faced with such furious and palpable testosterone fueled masculinity it's no wonder he was shaken to his honourable core. Heidfeld's just such a man. A man with a beard.
     
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  13. EvilWhippet

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    Heidfeld stole ice cream from a child recently. He was proud so he took a picture.
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  14. EvilWhippet

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    Pretty cool world record setting video from 1999:


    Nick on his slow wranking


    and here's an incredibly homoerotic Nick tribute which, I'm ashamed to say, isn't made by me...

    I agree with the sentiment though

    There are a surprising number of these.
     
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  15. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    I always get a bit skeptical when I hear that as a reason for being fast as the drivers isn't carrying enough fuel and so he has an advantage over those who are until he runs out of fuel that is....
     
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  16. ExtremeNinja

    ExtremeNinja Karting amateur Contributor

    That's where having a Ross Brawn is quite handy.
     
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  17. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    Are you trying to sabotage my efforts of getting a thread back on track ExtremeNinja LOL
     
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  18. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan. Contributor

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    In my business we rank our customers, i take great pleasure in encouraging my European colleagues to discuss such during meetings. I kill myself laughing, my boss doesn't approve.
     
  19. Mephistopheles

    Mephistopheles Banned Contributor

    Very clever gethinceri
     
  20. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan. Contributor

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    Hmmm, i sense sarcasm in your tone, as if you're saying "are you twelve you stupid little ****?"
     
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  21. gethinceri

    gethinceri Daniil Kvyat Fan. Alfa Romeo Fan. Contributor

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    You don't happen to be my boss, do you?
     
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