Movies Your favourite movie lines.

[cider_and_toast]

Last night I was watching Hot Fuzz. A brilliant film that never fails to make me laugh out loud.

My favourite lines from the film are:

"What's the situation?"

"Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery"

There are many more from a range of films that are either hilarious, poignant or memorable.

So what are your favourite movie lines?

 

[The Pits]

It's 80 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it

 

[vintly]

“Where there's a will, and there is a fucking will, there's a way, and there is a fucking way.”
Teddy Bass (Ian McShane) - Sexy Beast

 

[GeoffP]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off - guess

She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived - Yellowbeard

How’s my driving?
I think you‘re parked man - Up in Smoke

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy - Life of Brian

I'm glad to see she's keeping up the village tradition of total contempt for the law - Saving Grace

Failure is never quite so frightening as regret - The Dish

We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' ####ing wife! - Spy (well, all of Statham’s lines)

I never thought I'd say this again. *I am getting the pig*! - Red

 

[Andyoak]

"It's hell out here... No it's worse"
Event Horizon

Don't watch it, that's the only good thing in two hours.

 

[Brogan]

I can't think of any.

Let me rack my brain and then I'll be back.

 

[cider_and_toast]

The best line from Dr Stangelove:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room"

 

[GeoffP]

Excuse me while I whip this out - Blazing Saddles

 

[GeoffP]

Hey everyone. My husband is going to do God now. He just met him. He's doing God - Wholly Moses

Sorry, this is a subject to which I am addicted…

 

[Brogan]

"All words are made up." - Thor, Avengers: Infinity War

"The thing about street fights? The street always wins" - Dominic Toretto, Fast & Furious 7

 

[cider_and_toast]

I can't quote my favourite lines from Blazing Saddles as I would have to ban myself.

 

[F1Brits_90]

i havent seen many films but since 2016 at least 1 of the ive seen films has won a oscar apart from pandemic ceremony

- those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it (Harry Potter)

- What are you doing? You weren't supposed to accept our resignations!
Shouldn't bloody well offer them, then, should you? (damned united)

- Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it? (James Bond

i know this tv but ive just watched Doctor who, & i loved the line at the end
- "Courage is knowing something will hurt & doing it anyway, or is that stupidity"

 

[Tuscan1969]

That'll do Donkey.... Shrek

 

[Tuscan1969]

Shocking...positively shocking.... James Bond

 

[sobriety]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

Blade runner.