F1Yorkshire - Sorry, the tension won't be replicated. FIFA have banned
anything unnecessarily entertaining the chip telling the crowd, and forced it to tell the ref in a one-second window.
Because, you see, the flow of the match in football is sacrosanct, and we couldn't have the game interrupted for 30 seconds by video refs. Instead, the game being interrupted for 2 minutes while players abuse officials and random passers by, or when the sub goalkeeper is warming up or something would be preferred.
And of course, this time is not added on at the end because the bastards have never heard of a stop-clock, so lucky Stoke season ticket holders can expect to see 50 minutes with the ball in play and up to 40 of people walking around, rubbing a ball with a towel, protesting a booking for hacking someone's leg off etc. etc.