No DRS, no hints, no half points. The point of this quiz is that you don't get any right 
Q1. What fact connects Sebastian Vettel and Red Bull, apart from their association in F1?
[spoiler=Red Bull] Vettel was born in 1987, the same year that the first can of Red Bull was sold [/spoiler]
Q2. Who was the first woman to appear on an F1 podium?
[spoiler= A Woman, how dare she!] Ginny Williams joined Mansell and Piquet on the podium at the 1986 British GP [/spoiler]
Q3. What is Bernie Ecclestones first name?
[spoiler=Not Bernie!] Bernand NOT Bernard. Yeah, I didn't know either [/spoiler]
Q4. Who started calling him Bernie?
[spoiler=Not me] Jochen Rindt [/spoiler]
Q5. Who won the first ever Grand Prix?
[spoiler=Read the question] Hungarian Ferenc Szisz at Le Mans in 1906 [/spoiler]
Q6. Sebastian Buemi scored points at the 2009 Australian GP. Who was the last Swiss driver to do this before him?
[spoiler=Money in the (numbered) bank account] Marc Surer at the 1985 Italian GP [/spoiler]
Q7. What flavour drink did Damon Hill used to have in his car during an F1 race?
[spoiler=Not Red Bull] Tea - as it used to get hot. How very British! [/spoiler]
Q8. Which driver had the nickname Fletcher?
[spoiler="No, I don't know why"] Jody Scheckter [/spoiler]
Q9. What size are the stone in the gravel traps?
[spoiler=Yes, it is regulated and there is a range] Between 5 and 16mm diameter - no half points remember [/spoiler]
Q10. Why are British racing cars supposed to painted British Racing Green?
[spoiler="But they're not are they? No! As they want to paint gaudy sponsors logos all over the bloody cars these days don't they!"] The first British motor race took place in Ireland so green was chosen as a thank you to the Irish [/spoiler]
If anybody gets more than one I shall be pissed off!