The BBC Formula One Coverage Drinking Game

[teabagyokel]

So, you want to get smashed on alternate Sunday afternoons. Time for us to develop the Clip The Apex F1 Drinking Game (Brundle/Coulthard edition). Send your suggestions, I'll start us off:

Martin: "I don't like this new tarmac runoff, it used to [cause severe injury if wrong]"
David: "[Move with the times]"
Martin: "Maybe they shouldn't have corners if its too much of a risk"

One drink.

Martin acknowledges information is for "new viewers" or "as our regular viewers well know". One drink.

If DC mentions Nick Heidfield, last one to shout Heidfeld takes a drink.

Thats just a start, lets open up the floor...

 

[Boyle]

These are not strictly confined to MB/DC. Anyway:

If either mention that Hamilton could get penalised for an incident - one drink.

Ditto Schumacher - one drink.

When referring to Paul di Resta, should DC say 'my fellow countryman' then a drink of a Scottish beverage must be consumed (could be whisky, Tennents, etc...).

If either complain about DRS - one drink

If either credit Pirelli for degrading tyres - one drink.

If either allude to a past race - one drink.

Every time Seb gives 'The Finger', last one to do the same must have one drink.

Every time Brundle complains that the safety car has been out too long then participants must finish their drink!

That's all for now - this could be fun when Abu Dhabi comes

 

[Josh]

DC mentions Red Bull. One drink.

Not sure if this is a good idea though, you'll be hammered before the race reaches half-distance

This one doesn't have anything to do with Brundle or DC, but anyway:

Schumacher loses his front wing. One drink.

 

[Boyle]

DC mentions Red Bull. One drink.

How about this instead - Should DC mention Red Bull, the last person to shout out 'Gives you wings' must drink

 

[Josh]

How about this instead - Should DC mention Red Bull, the last person to shout out 'Gives you wings' must drink

That would be better. At the very least it would mean that not everyone is out before the end

 

[Bus Stop Chicane]

Everytime Ted Kravitz says "Yes I'm outside the McLaren garage now", or words to that effect. One drink.

Great thread btw.

 

[Slyboogy]

Everytime Jake Humphrey either mentions the word "tasty" or "party" or mentions Eddie Jordan's dress sense. 10 drinks.

 

[F1ang-o]

So, you want to get smashed on alternate Sunday afternoons. Time for us to develop the Clip The Apex F1 Drinking Game (Brundle/Coulthard edition

One drink

If DC mentions Nick Heidfield, last one to shout Heidfeld takes a drink.

And Vet Tell instead of Vettel &
his pronunciation of Alguasuari is dodgie

 

[Bus Stop Chicane]

F1ang-o

Your spelling of Alguersuari is dodgy.

Actually your spelling of "dodgy" is dodgy.

 

[RevMaxPower]

Vettel win = 1 Stein of Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier

Alonso win = 1 Bottle of wine

Webber win = 1 CASE of Beer

Button win = 3 Pints o' Scrumpy

Hamilton win = Champagne of course...

 

[teabagyokel]

This one doesn't have anything to do with Brundle or DC

Doesn't have to, its anything that appears on screen.

If Rob Smedley is on team radio the last to say "Fernando Is Faster Than You" takes a drink.

If the yellow flag comes out, drink.

 

[F1ang-o]

F1ang-o

Your spelling of Alguersuari is dodgy.

Actually your spelling of "dodgy" is dodgy.

What has that got to do with David Couthard's commentating?

 

[teabagyokel]

What has that got to do with David Couthard's commentating?

I think the word "dodgy" has everything to do with DC's pronunciation!

 

[F1ang-o]

I think the word "dodgy" has everything to do with DC's pronunciation!

True......but my spelling hasn't.

 

[Jen]

On the utterance of 'banzai' - 2 units of alcohol.
An explanation of prime and options - another 2 units.
Getting the tyre colours wrong - a massive 3 units
The cringe-worthy opening gambit of 'you must be disappointed' - a whole bottle of wine

 

[Grizzly]

This won't happen, but its colour coded and the girls will like it, so....

Everyone:

Lotus scores a point - One Apple, one Pineapple Sourz (If point scored by Trulli - double up!)

Virgin Scores a point - One Cherry, one Raspberry, one Blackcurrant Sourz. (If point scored by D'Ambrosio - double up!)

HRT scores a point - All Sourz! + 1 Sangria

 

[Jen]

What is Sourz please?

 

[Grizzly]

BTW this is DC related because everyone knows Sourz are David's favourite*...

*This is a completely unfounded and made up statement but completely true.^

^Its probably not true.

 

[Grizzly]

Jen, you have obviously not been to the pub with your daughters recently... That, or they are all more than 15 years old

Its a kids nite out.

 

[Jen]

Jen, you have obviously not been to the pub with your daughters recently... That, or they are all more than 15 years old

Its a kids nite out.

Thanks Grizz - a bit like Breezers then

My eldest drinks pints and little 'un doesn't drink as she is allergic - 34 and 31