Attention! Attention!
Fire Sale now on at Bristol City FC!
Act now to be first in line for your choice of the over-paid prima donnas 
, sorry, that should read "well intentioned but unlucky footballers" that are currently on the payroll at Bristol City FC. 
And when we say "fire sale", we do not mean "cheap, must get rid of these players ASAP". 
We mean, these players are so god damned hot, they must be on fire! Except this season. 
We'll look at all sensible offers, but if you hold out long enough, we'll accept what we're offered just to get rid of the dead wood that have dragged Bristol City FC down to League One.... Damn! I've said too much again! 
So, come on down to Ashton Gate, Bristol, for your personal viewing of the merchandise! There are a couple of quality players just begging for a chance in the Premier League. The right clubs in the Championship may also have a chance of purchasing a couple of decent 2nd tear level players. And most importantly of all, any league 2 clubs willing to take a punt on some of our less than capable players can................
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