Caption Competition Palmer, Brundle, Button, Hamilton

[Brogan]

What's going on with these four dads then?

 

[Speshal]

JB "My kid's quicker than your kid" - JP "Fight you for it"

Shit, Brundle has been at my shirts again.

"Ewwww don't look, it's that picture of Briatore"

 

[Porceliamone]

Racing Dad's Anonymous meeting held in McLaren motorhome for the first time in history.

JB: "what's this shit in front of me? You don't get a nose like this from drinking coffee!"

 

[Brogan]

JP: Rock beats scissors!

 

[teabagyokel]

Road of Bones braces himself for his comeuppance for all of those pissing jokes.

 

[Road of Bones]

Jonathan Palmer is appalled when John Button utters the immortal "...pull my finger, go on- pull it, or I'll thump ya, you great pansy..."

 

[Brogan]

The mandatory weekly Ron lecture proves as popular as ever.

 

[teabagyokel]

Only his ex-colleagues see the problem with what Murray was about to do.

 

[GeoffP]

You aven't lived, when I were young we lived in a cardboard box in't midlle of the road...

 

[teabagyokel]

The rest of the table spot Mrs. Button long before John has the chance to back out of this line of conversation.

 

[tooncheese]

MB: My son is racing again this weekend
JB: You mean my son
MB: No, but Jenson is racing as well
JB: Well I got around a bit...

 

[Vortex]

JB: Went to the doctors the other day..... right up!

 

[cider_and_toast]

John Button reacts with anger when asked did he think that Jonathon Palmer had signed the wrong Hamilton and Button to his new team.

Have they got what it takes to beat the Egg Heads

Palmer: "Oi! Blundell out you go son"

 

[Mephistopheles]

MB Alright everybody cough up some green for the little lady, come on throw in a buck.

JB uh uh I don't tip.

MB You don't tip?

JB No I don't believe in it.

MB You don't believe in tipping?

JP Do you know what these chicks make? They make shit!

JB If she don't make enough money she can quit.

And so on...

 

[FB]

Marx's brothers reunion gets out of hand as Harpo is pissed again

John B: I love you, you're my mate you are

 

[Jos the Boss]

All: John, what on earth are you talking about?
JB: And that was Jenson's 73rd GP, 74 was May 30th 2004, he finished on the podium exactly 22.533 behind that pesky German, we all remember who that is don't we guys?

 

[Jos the Boss]

Ant: Do you think he'll notice I've stole his cake?
JP: I don't think he'd realise if we left

 

[FB]

Idiot points whilst fools watch on...

 

[Mephistopheles]

JB demonstrates what he dislikes about Vettel.....

 

[gethinceri]

JB: so i told 'im, "don't be a ****" i told 'im. But d'you know what? He was a **** anyway.
JP: 'old up, there's some **** wiv a camera.
AH: ooh, can I be in the pic? I've got fuck all reason to be at a race these days.
MB: McLaren, of course, are the quintissential British racing team.