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[KekeTheKing]

Don't you dare try that Banana in the Tailpipe trick!!!

 

[Brogan]

The name's Horny, Christian Horny.

 

[KekeTheKing]

I'm not sure that "Moveable Appendage" conforms with the regulations Chris.....

 

[cider_and_toast]

Horner regrets telling Mark "If Seb ever disobeys one of my orders I'll sit naked on an old racing car"

 

[F1Yorkshire]

Marussia's line up for 2014 is revealed.

 

[Galahad]

Mr Horner does it in the pole position.

 

[canis]

Christian doesn't understand why this years Red Bull F1 calender fails to become a top seller....

 

[Fenderman]

CH: "Hah, ha, and you thought Horner was my family name ..."

 

[GeoffP]

Oh Seeeeeeb....... Ready!

 

[Jos the Boss]

Come on, Seb, put that finger to use

 

[Mephistopheles]

Hello sailor....

 

[Brogan]

Come on, Seb, put that finger to use

Ewwwww!

 

[Mephistopheles]

And Flavio if you could just drape yourself across the front of the car and rest your head in Horners lap.....

 

[Mephistopheles]

Horner catches sight of his cock in the rear view mirror...

 

[FB]

Idiot wears watch.

 

[Mephistopheles]

For fuck sake, I asked for Christian Serratos...!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cider_and_toast]

Dismay at Red Bull headquarters as this years staff Christmas card design is leaked to the press

 

[The Artist.....]

Christian Horner tries to refute the idea that all men who own fast cars are using it as a dick extension.,,,

 

[Titch]

Horners audition for James Bond, was a dismal failure.

 

[Brogan]

Idiot wears watch.

Have you got the time on you cock?